I think I'm already dead

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Seriously, that's what it feels like.


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alright, in a bit fam


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
yeah im pretty sure you can make threads when dead
how's wifi in the afterlife? can you torrent?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I spent most of yesterday sleeping. I woke up at two hour intervals all night. I want to go back to bed. I have a headache. It hurts my head when I cough. My arms hurt when I sneeze to the point where I just want to cut them off.

I'm stuck at work for another four hours.


 
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Rockets on my X
I spent most of yesterday sleeping. I woke up at two hour intervals all night. I want to go back to bed. I have a headache. It hurts my head when I cough. My arms hurt when I sneeze to the point where I just want to cut them off.

I'm stuck at work for another four hours.

Wanna trade places? My eyes are melting from any light source and giving me headaches, which in turn hurt my eyes more and make me sensitive to sound.

And currently, I have no work to do so I can't focus on work and forget that I'm in a lot of pain. I literally have this entire day, and by extension, week to sleep away.

Can't do it. I'll take your job, you take mine.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I spent most of yesterday sleeping. I woke up at two hour intervals all night. I want to go back to bed. I have a headache. It hurts my head when I cough. My arms hurt when I sneeze to the point where I just want to cut them off.

I'm stuck at work for another four hours.

Wanna trade places? My eyes are melting from any light source and giving me headaches, which in turn hurt my eyes more and make me sensitive to sound.

And currently, I have no work to do so I can't focus on work and forget that I'm in a lot of pain. I literally have this entire day, and by extension, week to sleep away.

Can't do it. I'll take your job, you take mine.
I'll take it.
I almost crashed a car because of this arm thing.


 
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fuck you
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Loaf | Legendary Invincible!
 
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You guys don't understand. I am literally dead and still walking around.


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*hugs*


 
𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
If you were dead, you wouldn't know it.


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If you were dead, you wouldn't know it.
That's where you're wrong my nigga.

Btw you guys I'm not like upset or anything, there's no need to console me. I'm like... just dead.


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How are you dead?


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Me too, thanks.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You guys don't understand. I am literally dead and still walking around.

That's a real thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard_delusion

You're a Cotard.


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Pff get a life.


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I spent most of yesterday sleeping. I woke up at two hour intervals all night. I want to go back to bed. I have a headache. It hurts my head when I cough. My arms hurt when I sneeze to the point where I just want to cut them off.

I'm stuck at work for another four hours.

Wanna trade places? My eyes are melting from any light source and giving me headaches, which in turn hurt my eyes more and make me sensitive to sound.

And currently, I have no work to do so I can't focus on work and forget that I'm in a lot of pain. I literally have this entire day, and by extension, week to sleep away.

Can't do it. I'll take your job, you take mine.

I have a stuffed nose. I hate it. Now I feel bad for you and OP.


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oh

You could just like help him or something.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
ripperoni


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
My god, we can only hope so.


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omae wa mou shindeiru


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Thats what happens to gays.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
We can snuggle up on a psychiatrist's couch later if that'll make you feel better.


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What's it like over there?


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My god, we can only hope so.
um excuse me casper? excuse me?