I tell my gf I'm not feeling well, this is her response

BC · February 24, 2015, 10:16:10 PM

"Feel better, 🐶"

So much doge, so much cute.

Spoiler

I love shiba's, which is why she made a collage of them

Rinev · February 24, 2015, 10:18:35 PM

I tell my gf I'm not feeling well, this is her response:

Spoiler

I don't have a girlfriend

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 24, 2015, 10:19:17 PM

Facts about dogefruit:

From the Canidae and Rutaceae families
Grown in subtropical areas like Oita
A hyper food
Very easy to eat
Worth while
Some people peel away like a tangerine
Slice it in half
Scoop it
Beautiful-looking
Gorgeous
Scoop scoopy scoop
Can be used as a bowl
Can be custon-sliced
Can be eaten
Mmmm
Has a little lemony taste
Dark green ones are more popular
Tastes kind of kiwi-ish
Mmmm
Got a little tart
Light green ones are less-tart
Light greens are sweeter
Simple
Loaded with cancer-fighting things
Heh heh heh
Really tasty
Can be put in salads
Edible
Mmmm
From the Canidae family
From the Rutaceae family
Grown right here
Grown in beautiful places like Aichi and Miyazaki
Can be cut and scooped
Brings peace and joy
Konnichiwa
Eat

Jive Turkey · February 24, 2015, 11:27:21 PM

Boss Cool tell her I'm not feeling well either

BC · February 24, 2015, 11:32:11 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 24, 2015, 11:27:21 PM

Boss Cool tell her I'm not feeling well either

Do you want an animal collage?

🂿 · February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM

She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

Jono · February 24, 2015, 11:34:37 PM

Shoulda kicked her ass

🂿 · February 24, 2015, 11:39:48 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2015, 11:34:37 PM

Shoulda kicked her ass

Dick.

Jive Turkey · February 24, 2015, 11:41:31 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM

She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

lmao what

Quote from: BC on February 24, 2015, 11:32:11 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 24, 2015, 11:27:21 PM
Boss Cool tell her I'm not feeling well either

Do you want an animal collage?

yeah somthin like that

The Waifu Master · February 24, 2015, 11:45:55 PM

Why haven't you killed her yet?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · February 24, 2015, 11:46:25 PM

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Jono · February 24, 2015, 11:49:26 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 24, 2015, 11:45:55 PM

Why haven't you killed her yet?

Once he gets the Enzo, he's going to push her out of the car when they're going 180mph+

Sigma617 · February 25, 2015, 12:37:01 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM

She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

What in the fuck are you on about?

Oh, it's Deci.

Naru · February 25, 2015, 12:38:45 AM

Kill her

A Cheese Potato · February 25, 2015, 12:46:31 AM

what's a gf

Kiwicake · February 25, 2015, 12:47:43 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on February 25, 2015, 12:46:31 AM

what's a gf

it stands for 'good fight'

you usually say it after fighting someone on runescape

Luciana · February 25, 2015, 12:48:40 AM

I tell my mistress I don't feel well

Spoiler

out comes the whip

Sigma617 · February 25, 2015, 12:49:14 AM

Quote from: Fruit on February 25, 2015, 12:47:43 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on February 25, 2015, 12:46:31 AM
what's a gf
it stands for 'good fight'

you usually say it after fighting someone on runescape

gf;no rf.

True Turquoise · February 25, 2015, 03:19:15 AM

Quote from: Luciana on February 25, 2015, 12:48:40 AM

I tell my mistress I don't feel well

Spoiler
out comes the whip

._.

...wut

Girl of Mystery · February 25, 2015, 03:32:20 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM

She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

lol that's called being whipped/under the thumb, which is something you shouldn't allow to happen.

challengerX · February 25, 2015, 03:33:30 AM

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BC · February 25, 2015, 11:46:15 AM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2015, 11:49:26 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 24, 2015, 11:45:55 PM
Why haven't you killed her yet?
Once he gets the Enzo, he's going to push her out of the car when they're going 180mph+

I'm not killing anyone

Girl of Mystery · February 25, 2015, 11:49:47 AM

Quote from: BC on February 25, 2015, 11:46:15 AM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2015, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: The fuck? on February 24, 2015, 11:45:55 PM
Why haven't you killed her yet?
Once he gets the Enzo, he's going to push her out of the car when they're going 180mph+

I'm not killing anyone

Would you do it for a Klondike bar?

BC · February 25, 2015, 11:51:26 AM

Quote from: Lemön | Brit Fucking Shit on February 25, 2015, 11:49:47 AM

Quote from: BC on February 25, 2015, 11:46:15 AM
Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2015, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: The fuck? on February 24, 2015, 11:45:55 PM
Why haven't you killed her yet?
Once he gets the Enzo, he's going to push her out of the car when they're going 180mph+

I'm not killing anyone
Would you do it for a Klondike bar?

No?

Luciana · February 25, 2015, 11:58:35 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 25, 2015, 03:19:15 AM

Quote from: Luciana on February 25, 2015, 12:48:40 AM
I tell my mistress I don't feel well

Spoiler
out comes the whip
._.

...wut

No idea

🂿 · February 25, 2015, 11:59:22 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on February 25, 2015, 12:37:01 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM
She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

What in the fuck are you on about?

Oh, it's Deci.

Yeah I know, I'm retarded.

Naru · February 25, 2015, 12:01:11 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 25, 2015, 12:48:40 AM

I tell my mistress I don't feel well

Spoiler
out comes the whip

I like where this is going.

BC · February 25, 2015, 12:09:36 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 25, 2015, 11:59:22 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on February 25, 2015, 12:37:01 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 24, 2015, 11:33:17 PM
She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

What in the fuck are you on about?

Oh, it's Deci.

Yeah I know, I'm retarded.

Seriously though where did that come from?

gats · February 25, 2015, 12:25:49 PM

you should hogtie her and fuck the shit of of her
tell the bitch she needs to respect daddy