I talked to my high-school crush the other night

Solonoid · June 04, 2016, 03:47:17 AM

She said she thought I needed a hug.
She walked into her kitchen and hugged her fridge, asking me to do the same.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I couldn't.

BC · June 04, 2016, 03:49:52 AM

What the fuck did I just read

Solonoid · June 04, 2016, 03:51:35 AM

Quote from: BC on June 04, 2016, 03:49:52 AM

What the fuck did I just read

Probably the pricetag on your 1986 Camry, wondering how you'll ever pay the loan you took out to get it.

Verbatim · June 04, 2016, 03:53:23 AM

June 04, 2016, 03:54:28 AM

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid
Squiggly line that lie in the periphery of my eye
When I look at you, you squirm away
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Only when I ignore you, you return
It's okay, squiggly line
You are forgiven

Mattie G Indahouse · June 04, 2016, 03:56:11 AM

Quote from: BC on June 04, 2016, 03:49:52 AM

What the fuck did I just read

Can the front of your car be anymore pointed? It's as if it's designed to make sure the person it hits is dead.

Luciana · June 04, 2016, 04:00:23 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 04, 2016, 03:54:28 AM

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid
Squiggly line that lie in the periphery of my eye
When I look at you, you squirm away
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Only when I ignore you, you return
It's okay, squiggly line
You are forgiven

Stewie

Jono · June 04, 2016, 04:08:42 AM

Quote from: Tyrion is best Lannister on June 04, 2016, 03:56:11 AM

Quote from: BC on June 04, 2016, 03:49:52 AM
What the fuck did I just read
Can the front of your car be anymore pointed? It's as if it's designed to make sure the person it hits is dead.

It's designed like that so the air from driving goes to the engine to cool it off

gats · June 04, 2016, 04:19:11 AM

That's funny OP

cuneif · June 04, 2016, 10:35:09 AM

Why would she hug a fridge?

BC · June 04, 2016, 01:15:05 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on June 04, 2016, 03:51:35 AM

Quote from: BC on June 04, 2016, 03:49:52 AM
What the fuck did I just read
Probably the pricetag on your 1986 Camry, wondering how you'll ever pay the loan you took out to get it.

Can we unanimously agree to one car, you guys keep choosing various vehicles, some better some and some worse

The 86' Camry is still my favorite one