I swear my facebook feed gets more retarded by the day

Deleted · November 15, 2015, 02:31:09 AM

That's it. I'm using this thread to archive this shit for future study. I'm going to make billion's from opening a museum of stupidity some day.

Septy · November 15, 2015, 02:50:35 AM

I go to museums to get smarter not to become brain dead

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 15, 2015, 02:52:17 AM

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Engrapadora · November 15, 2015, 10:17:18 AM

Quote from: Metal Earth™ Guardian on November 15, 2015, 02:31:09 AM

retared

Assassin 11D7 · November 15, 2015, 10:40:31 AM

Maybe you shouldn't friend retards?

Dopameme · November 15, 2015, 10:46:33 AM

let me slap some nugtella on that booty

Kitsune 狐 · November 15, 2015, 11:15:36 AM

I saw Miley Cyrus' nipples on my news feed yesterday, and wondered why it hadn't been reported yet, so I kept on scrolling.
She has pepperoni nipples.

i am karjala takaisin · November 15, 2015, 03:24:29 PM

i like how they reinforced "home", "church" and "friend" with appropriate emojis

Girl of Mystery · November 15, 2015, 03:26:21 PM

Quote from: [size=99pt][/size] on November 15, 2015, 03:24:29 PM

i like how they reinforced "home", "church" and "friend" with appropriate emojis

it's unreaable without them

Jono · November 15, 2015, 03:26:49 PM

Her and I are gonna play Booty Wars

Big Boss · November 15, 2015, 03:31:08 PM

Just remove the people who share them

Jester · November 15, 2015, 09:44:58 PM

Friends, your female lover is at church, and you come home and see her friend in the kitchen with very little clothing, what is your reaction?

Assassin 11D7 · November 15, 2015, 09:55:17 PM

How has nobody pointed out yet that you don't make lettuce?

Deleted · November 16, 2015, 01:00:23 AM

Quote from: Essessen on November 15, 2015, 09:55:17 PM

How has nobody pointed out yet that you don't make lettuce?

aREALgod · November 16, 2015, 01:39:57 AM

Quote from: Kitsune on November 15, 2015, 11:15:36 AM

I saw Miley Cyrus' nipples on my news feed yesterday, and wondered why it hadn't been reported yet, so I kept on scrolling.
She has pepperoni nipples.

What's wrong with pepperoni nipples?

Kernel Kraut · November 16, 2015, 01:47:00 AM

I shut my account down in September and haven't looked back. I feel, well, kind of free. I don't have to deal with bullshit drama, retard-posting, shitty status updates and terrible status threads, and rage inducing news stories being shared everywhere. It's so nice I can't even begin to describe it. My Friends who I talk to can text or call me, we don't NEED facebook.

Seriously guys, consider it, i'm more relaxed than i've been in a long time.

Super Irish · November 16, 2015, 01:57:16 AM

"Makin lettuce"

Please don't tell me they think lettuce is the output of cooking...

Puro · November 16, 2015, 09:07:16 AM

>in da kitchen makin lettuce

faith in humanity -100

FearlessSpartan · November 16, 2015, 09:18:21 AM

Quote from: A Velociraptor on November 16, 2015, 09:07:16 AM

>in da kitchen makin lettuce

faith in humanity -100

I didn't have faith in humanity to begin with

Dietrich Six · November 16, 2015, 09:19:22 AM

Making lettuce is getting money. dude can't even into gangster.

Puro · November 16, 2015, 09:21:22 AM

Quote from: FearlessSpartan on November 16, 2015, 09:18:21 AM

Quote from: A Velociraptor on November 16, 2015, 09:07:16 AM
>in da kitchen makin lettuce

faith in humanity -100

I didn't have faith in humanity to begin with

Nor do I, my faith in humanity is negative at this point.

PSU · November 16, 2015, 09:49:14 AM

Welcome to my news feed 24/7 when my old highschool football friends post lol