I stepped on a fuck'n Wasp. AMA me anything

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 05:32:29 AM

That shit stings like a motherfucker

Desty · August 08, 2015, 06:41:47 AM

Is the wasp okay? I'm assuming you killed it by stepping on it.

Why don't you look where you're going? Your irresponsibility has led you to not only taking a life, but getting hurt in the process.

Desty · August 08, 2015, 06:46:29 AM

Why did you make this thread?

Kitsune 狐 · August 08, 2015, 06:51:19 AM

Did you die?

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 07:00:01 AM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 08, 2015, 06:51:19 AM

Did you die?

Yup

Luis · August 08, 2015, 07:15:30 AM

Super Irish · August 08, 2015, 07:39:09 AM

Why are you outside without shoes?

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 07:49:21 AM

Quote from: SuperIrish on August 08, 2015, 07:39:09 AM

Why are you outside without shoes?

I was in my home.

Kitsune 狐 · August 08, 2015, 09:14:01 AM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 07:00:01 AM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on August 08, 2015, 06:51:19 AM
Did you die?

Yup

I knew communication with the dead was possible!

No but seriously though dude you gotta watch out for those wasps they're relentless!

The Lord Ruler · August 08, 2015, 09:14:46 AM

Where is sandtraps new copypasta

Desty · August 08, 2015, 11:00:52 AM

here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.

Desty · August 08, 2015, 11:01:33 AM

but hey, he stepped on a wasp and got an owie

Rinev · August 08, 2015, 12:56:02 PM

Quote from: Mr. Orange on August 08, 2015, 11:00:52 AM

here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.

- Redacted - (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)

OT: Is the wasp ok?

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 01:30:20 PM

Quote from: Rinev on August 08, 2015, 12:56:02 PM

Quote from: Mr. Orange on August 08, 2015, 11:00:52 AM
here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.
- Redacted - (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)

OT: Is the wasp ok?

No, but it spent the last 60 seconds of its life laughing hysterically at my pain.

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 01:36:41 PM

desty stop being an idiot

if that's possible

Desty · August 08, 2015, 01:39:44 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 01:36:41 PM

desty stop being an idiot

if that's possible

The only part that's a little idiotic is the part where I imply that his small damage isn't worthy of a thread, because someone else is suffering more.

Other than that, I see nothing wrong with my replies.

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 01:40:55 PM

Quote from: Rinev on August 08, 2015, 12:56:02 PM

Quote from: Mr. Orange on August 08, 2015, 11:00:52 AM
here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.
- Redacted - (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)

OT: Is the wasp ok?

I didn't know I wrote copypastas.

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 01:58:23 PM

Desty right now reminds me of those kids on B.net who made that massive thread threatening to call the cops over the Navy Seal Coppypasta because according to them it violated some outdated unconstitutional law that got repealed years ago.

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 02:00:44 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on August 08, 2015, 01:40:55 PM

Quote from: Rinev on August 08, 2015, 12:56:02 PM
Quote from: Mr. Orange on August 08, 2015, 11:00:52 AM
here: Entire right side of my head is on fire. Feels like somebody's stepping on my right eye constantly. Woke up two hours ago and this shit doesn't seem to be getting any better. Turned out all the lights and dimmed this screen as much as I could. Can't even hardly fucking stand and it feels like I'm going to puke.

Just fucking kill me already please. Had enough of this shit.
- Redacted - (I didn't realize that this was a copy pasta.)

OT: Is the wasp ok?

I didn't know I wrote copypastas.

You don't write the copypastas, you're the og, you're the source.

Desty · August 08, 2015, 02:02:09 PM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 01:58:23 PM

Desty right now reminds me of those kids on B.net who made that massive thread threatening to call the cops over the Navy Seal Coppypasta because according to them it violated some outdated unconstitutional law that got repealed years ago.

Oh yeah, and why is that?

Mattie G Indahouse · August 08, 2015, 08:27:17 PM

Step on it with the other foot so it distracts you from the pain in the foot the steeped on it.