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I love you, son.
I failed my test five times for the most stupid reasons and just gave up in the end.
Here, you have three attempts. If you fail three times, they give up on you. You just can't drive.
The annoying thing is, I failed because of mistakes that I see qualified drivers make all the time on a much worse scale. Or shit like using my eyes to check a junction without turning my head because the examiner couldn't tell I was checking.


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I love you, son.
I failed my test five times for the most stupid reasons and just gave up in the end.
hahaha i never heard of anyone failing 5 times.
wtf did you do?
First test, I failed at this stupid junction where you're meant to go to the centre of the junction and move in when the traffic lights are red and stop when they're green if you're turning into it. I went when the light was green and got majored for it.
Second test, I failed for not turning my head to check a junction, not overtaking on a dual carriageway, and having a van cut across me on a mini-roundabout that wasn't indicating to turn.
Third test, I came to the same junction as the first and failed for waiting too long to go.
Fourth test, I came to the same junction, got to the middle point and then went when the light was green.
Fifth test, I got majored for stopping in an awkward position when there was a row of cars on my side, forcing the oncoming car on the other side to let me pass.


 
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i start driving tomorrow


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This website is full of babies and shitty drivers



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Clear the roads


 
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i love driving on highways, but theres one i fucking hate because its a three lane high way on both sides surrounded by walls so you feel trapped in the street. driving downtown is my worst fear since a lot of the streets are one way only and its always under construction so one day may be different than the next day you drive there. plus rush hour is the worst


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If your car has cruise control, don't use it in rainy/icy conditions. That's my #1 tip


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
One thing I've learned on the road, it's best to assume every other driver is about to fuck up. Even if they're driving flawlessly, even if it's your own mother, assume they're about to do something stupid at any given moment.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
If your car has cruise control, don't use it in rainy/icy conditions. That's my #1 tip
Better yet, never use cruise control.


 
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well that sucked

a lot


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
well that sucked

a lot

Did you do well muh boy?


 
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Did you do well muh boy?
i did okay

i only drove around a residential area, though

tomorrow i'll be driving down a major roadway

where i could easily die


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Did you do well muh boy?
i did okay

i only drove around a residential area, though

tomorrow i'll be driving down a major roadway

where i could easily die

Nothing to be afraid of. It's all good in the hood.


 
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Did you do well muh boy?
i did okay

i only drove around a residential area, though

tomorrow i'll be driving down a major roadway

where i could easily die
I find driving down highways much less stressful than residential areas

No people walking or biking, nobody pulling out of driveways, everyone just driving in a straight line



 
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I find driving down highways much less stressful than residential areas

No people walking or biking, nobody pulling out of driveways, everyone just driving in a straight line
it's the speed that scares me

also, passing other vehicles--which isn't always necessary, but he's probably gonna have me do it anyway if i get the chance


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Always remember to turn into your own lane and use your turn signals


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
If your car has cruise control, don't use it in rainy/icy conditions. That's my #1 tip
Better yet don't use cruise control at all cause its for pussies. You might as well just let someone drive the car for you if you put cruise control on.


 
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driving at 45 isnt so bad since everyone around you is essentially the same speed as you. its like matching velocities in orbit, its all calm when everything is at the same pace, until something happens.


 
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driving at 45 isnt so bad since everyone around you is essentially the same speed as you. its like matching velocities in orbit, its all calm when everything is at the same pace, until something happens.
Actually, most people are assholes who drive five over the speed limit because we've convinced ourselves that it's okay to do so (it's not).

As for me, even if I didn't have anything against driving five over, I'm literally prohibited from doing so by my instructor--making me slower than everyone else by default. It's just a terrible feeling.
Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 11:10:38 PM by Verbatim


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I dont even know you anymore :(


 
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He has us do hand-over-hand steering, which I'm pretty good at, but it feels extremely unnatural.


 
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The Rage....
driving at 45 isnt so bad since everyone around you is essentially the same speed as you. its like matching velocities in orbit, its all calm when everything is at the same pace, until something happens.
Actually, most people are assholes who drive five over the speed limit because we've convinced ourselves that it's okay to do so (it's not).

As for me, even if I didn't have anything against driving five over, I'm literally prohibited from doing so by my instructor--making me slower than everyone else by default. It's just a terrible feeling.
speed limits dont really mean anything in the city aspect, they sure as hell do in populated areas. its the lowest speed you should be going on a road but youre fine going at least 10 over the limit. anything past that is a no-no and just as dangerous as driving 5 under.


 
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youre fine going at least 10 over the limit.
Absolutely not.


 
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The Rage....
youre fine going at least 10 over the limit.
Absolutely not.
but you are. staying at a constant 45 isnt needed. going 50 in the city is fine, as it helps ease traffic congestion.


 
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but you are. staying at a constant 45 isnt needed. going 50 in the city is fine, as it helps ease traffic congestion.
Sign says 45, so you go 45.


 
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but you are. staying at a constant 45 isnt needed. going 50 in the city is fine, as it helps ease traffic congestion.
Sign says 45, so you go 45.
no


 
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Yes.
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Most states have an “absolute” speed law. There is no trick to how this works: If the sign says 40 mph and you drive 41 mph or more, you have violated the law.
Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 11:41:47 PM by Verbatim


 
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yea but what if a speedometer was slightly off by 1mph? you gotta take into account technology not being accurate, plus radar is very innacurate given it needs to be calibrated every few months, and then they can easily be tampered with with jammers that anyone can have.
Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 11:56:53 PM by Naru


 
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yea but what if a speedometer was slightly off by 1mph?
Then that's still better than deliberately going five or even ten over.