was dropping the babe off back at her place when i decided that i was in the mood for some of that all-day sausage egg burritos. so i pull into the drive thru and take my order, all without realizing that i forgot to bring my wallet until i make it to the window to pay. when i told the cashier i forgot my wallet, she just smiled and told me to drive to the second window, which i did. then they gave me my burritos and large coffee, no questions asked.

and, as we all know, free mcdonald's is really the only acceptable time to eat mcdonald's. today's gonna be a good day, flood.

Free shit is nothing to be proud of because you're still eating shit

yeah well at least i didn't pay money to poison my insides

"Free"

The 305 million chickens used each year for their eggs, called “laying hens” by the industry, endure a nightmare that lasts for two years.

At just a few days old, a large portion of each hen’s beak is cut off with a burning-hot blade, and no painkillers are used. Many birds, unable to eat because of the pain, die from dehydration and weakened immune systems.

After enduring these mutilations, hens are shoved into tiny wire “battery” cages, which measure roughly 18 by 20 inches and hold up to 10 hens, each of whom has a wingspan of 32 inches. Even in the best-case scenario, each hen will spend the rest of her life crowded in a space about the size of a file drawer with four other hens, unable to lift even a single wing.

The birds are crammed so closely together that these normally clean animals are forced to urinate and defecate on one another. The stench of ammonia and feces hangs heavy in the air, and disease runs rampant in the filthy, cramped sheds. Many birds die, and survivors are often forced to live with their dead and dying cagemates, who are sometimes left to rot.

The light in the sheds is constantly manipulated in order to maximize egg production. Periodically, for two weeks at a time, the hens are only fed reduced-calorie feed. This process induces an extra laying cycle.

Male chicks are worthless to the egg industry, so every year millions of them are tossed into trash bags to suffocate or are thrown into high-speed grinders called “macerators” while they are still alive.

After two years in these conditions, the hens’ bodies are exhausted, and their egg production drops. These “spent” hens are shipped to slaughterhouses, where their fragile legs are forced into shackles and their throats are cut. By the time they are sent to slaughter, roughly 29 percent of the hens are suffering from broken bones resulting from neglect and rough treatment. Their emaciated bodies are so damaged that their flesh can generally be used only for chicken noodle soup, companion animal food, or “canned, boned, and diced” meat, much of which goes to the National School Lunch Program.

The good news is that removing eggs from your diet is easier than ever. Today there is a multitude of delicious and humane egg-free options. Check out a list of our favorite egg-free alternatives and recipes.

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The 305 million chickens used each year for their eggs, called “laying hens” by the industry, endure a nightmare that lasts for two years.

At just a few days old, a large portion of each hen’s beak is cut off with a burning-hot blade, and no painkillers are used. Many birds, unable to eat because of the pain, die from dehydration and weakened immune systems.

After enduring these mutilations, hens are shoved into tiny wire “battery” cages, which measure roughly 18 by 20 inches and hold up to 10 hens, each of whom has a wingspan of 32 inches. Even in the best-case scenario, each hen will spend the rest of her life crowded in a space about the size of a file drawer with four other hens, unable to lift even a single wing.

The birds are crammed so closely together that these normally clean animals are forced to urinate and defecate on one another. The stench of ammonia and feces hangs heavy in the air, and disease runs rampant in the filthy, cramped sheds. Many birds die, and survivors are often forced to live with their dead and dying cagemates, who are sometimes left to rot.

The light in the sheds is constantly manipulated in order to maximize egg production. Periodically, for two weeks at a time, the hens are only fed reduced-calorie feed. This process induces an extra laying cycle.

Male chicks are worthless to the egg industry, so every year millions of them are tossed into trash bags to suffocate or are thrown into high-speed grinders called “macerators” while they are still alive.

After two years in these conditions, the hens’ bodies are exhausted, and their egg production drops. These “spent” hens are shipped to slaughterhouses, where their fragile legs are forced into shackles and their throats are cut. By the time they are sent to slaughter, roughly 29 percent of the hens are suffering from broken bones resulting from neglect and rough treatment. Their emaciated bodies are so damaged that their flesh can generally be used only for chicken noodle soup, companion animal food, or “canned, boned, and diced” meat, much of which goes to the National School Lunch Program.

The good news is that removing eggs from your diet is easier than ever. Today there is a multitude of delicious and humane egg-free options. Check out a list of our favorite egg-free alternatives and recipes.

listen verby i 100% agree with you here

i'm just a shitty person who likes quick breakfasts before class

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The 305 million chickens used each year for their eggs, called “laying hens” by the industry, endure a nightmare that lasts for two years.

At just a few days old, a large portion of each hen’s beak is cut off with a burning-hot blade, and no painkillers are used. Many birds, unable to eat because of the pain, die from dehydration and weakened immune systems.

After enduring these mutilations, hens are shoved into tiny wire “battery” cages, which measure roughly 18 by 20 inches and hold up to 10 hens, each of whom has a wingspan of 32 inches. Even in the best-case scenario, each hen will spend the rest of her life crowded in a space about the size of a file drawer with four other hens, unable to lift even a single wing.

The birds are crammed so closely together that these normally clean animals are forced to urinate and defecate on one another. The stench of ammonia and feces hangs heavy in the air, and disease runs rampant in the filthy, cramped sheds. Many birds die, and survivors are often forced to live with their dead and dying cagemates, who are sometimes left to rot.

The light in the sheds is constantly manipulated in order to maximize egg production. Periodically, for two weeks at a time, the hens are only fed reduced-calorie feed. This process induces an extra laying cycle.

Male chicks are worthless to the egg industry, so every year millions of them are tossed into trash bags to suffocate or are thrown into high-speed grinders called “macerators” while they are still alive.

After two years in these conditions, the hens’ bodies are exhausted, and their egg production drops. These “spent” hens are shipped to slaughterhouses, where their fragile legs are forced into shackles and their throats are cut. By the time they are sent to slaughter, roughly 29 percent of the hens are suffering from broken bones resulting from neglect and rough treatment. Their emaciated bodies are so damaged that their flesh can generally be used only for chicken noodle soup, companion animal food, or “canned, boned, and diced” meat, much of which goes to the National School Lunch Program.

The good news is that removing eggs from your diet is easier than ever. Today there is a multitude of delicious and humane egg-free options. Check out a list of our favorite egg-free alternatives and recipes.

oh boy here we go

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The 305 million chickens used each year for their eggs, called “laying hens” by the industry, endure a nightmare that lasts for two years.

At just a few days old, a large portion of each hen’s beak is cut off with a burning-hot blade, and no painkillers are used. Many birds, unable to eat because of the pain, die from dehydration and weakened immune systems.

After enduring these mutilations, hens are shoved into tiny wire “battery” cages, which measure roughly 18 by 20 inches and hold up to 10 hens, each of whom has a wingspan of 32 inches. Even in the best-case scenario, each hen will spend the rest of her life crowded in a space about the size of a file drawer with four other hens, unable to lift even a single wing.

The birds are crammed so closely together that these normally clean animals are forced to urinate and defecate on one another. The stench of ammonia and feces hangs heavy in the air, and disease runs rampant in the filthy, cramped sheds. Many birds die, and survivors are often forced to live with their dead and dying cagemates, who are sometimes left to rot.

The light in the sheds is constantly manipulated in order to maximize egg production. Periodically, for two weeks at a time, the hens are only fed reduced-calorie feed. This process induces an extra laying cycle.

Male chicks are worthless to the egg industry, so every year millions of them are tossed into trash bags to suffocate or are thrown into high-speed grinders called “macerators” while they are still alive.

After two years in these conditions, the hens’ bodies are exhausted, and their egg production drops. These “spent” hens are shipped to slaughterhouses, where their fragile legs are forced into shackles and their throats are cut. By the time they are sent to slaughter, roughly 29 percent of the hens are suffering from broken bones resulting from neglect and rough treatment. Their emaciated bodies are so damaged that their flesh can generally be used only for chicken noodle soup, companion animal food, or “canned, boned, and diced” meat, much of which goes to the National School Lunch Program.

The good news is that removing eggs from your diet is easier than ever. Today there is a multitude of delicious and humane egg-free options. Check out a list of our favorite egg-free alternatives and recipes.

Who cares. All I think about when I eat my sasuage egg and cheese mcgridle is how smart the dude was who thought of such an incredible invention.

Nigga if you care so much about animals, go down to your local shelter and volunteer (like I do), or actually adopt a pet (like I did, 2 cats and a dog). Until then, shove your PETA loving shit up your ass.

You're welcome

i didn't see your bitch ass at the window

it was all down to your good looks

i should really use these good looks for free shit more often

Quote from: Verbatim on February 02, 2016, 11:03:02 AM

Quote from: PSU on February 02, 2016, 11:01:57 AM

Nigga if you care so much about animals, go down to your local shelter and volunteer (like I do), or actually adopt a pet (like I did, 2 cats and a dog). Until then, shove your PETA loving shit up your ass.

How do you know I haven't already?

Oh so you have?

Fuck chickens.

nah man, no living creature should endure the hell that these chickens go through.

have you seen the movie Food Inc.? it'll open your eyes, i guarantee it.

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 10:59:27 AM

You're welcome

i didn't see your bitch ass at the window

Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 11:16:54 AM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 02, 2016, 11:04:18 AM

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 10:59:27 AM

You're welcome

i didn't see your bitch ass at the window

Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up

i knew it tasted a little like faggotry

don't be mean to naru

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 02, 2016, 11:20:45 AM

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 11:16:54 AM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 02, 2016, 11:04:18 AM

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 10:59:27 AM

You're welcome

i didn't see your bitch ass at the window

Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up

i knew it tasted a little like faggotry

don't be mean to naru

what are you gonna do about it, huh?

you gonna beat me up?

Quote from: Ender on February 02, 2016, 11:22:20 AM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 02, 2016, 11:20:45 AM

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 11:16:54 AM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 02, 2016, 11:04:18 AM

Quote from: N'awoo on February 02, 2016, 10:59:27 AM

You're welcome

i didn't see your bitch ass at the window

Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up

i knew it tasted a little like faggotry

don't be mean to naru

what are you gonna do about it, huh?

you gonna beat me up?

I'll knock your ass to the ground.

I hope you're going to share.

fuckin gay boy

Quote from: AESTHETIC TORSO on February 02, 2016, 11:37:35 AM

Quote from: Plasma Eagle on February 02, 2016, 11:24:17 AM

I hope you're going to share.

fuckin gay boy

omg repoted

repoted for offensive hairline