There has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.
Quote from: Numb Digger on December 27, 2014, 06:37:49 PMThere has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.I don't really don't know what else to say.Good is very subjecyibe
*puts on wig*hey boo, wnt sum fuk?
Quote from: Royal Light on December 27, 2014, 06:40:25 PMQuote from: Numb Digger on December 27, 2014, 06:37:49 PMThere has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.I don't really don't know what else to say.Good is very subjecyibeI've seen that copypasta before. Yeah, it's subjective, but there has to be a good one out there.