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CoastalSet | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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Naru
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The Rage....
Kill her.

Sorry I was late


 
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Kill her.

Sorry I was late
The yan has arrived.
We're saved.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.


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She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.

She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
How did she respond? What were your answers?
>lol blackcocks


 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
She's gauging your reaction so that later she can ask you out for the maybe somewhat three-glasses-of-wine cute otaku girl in the corner.


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She asks you these and you immediately jump on your phone to post here?
That was your first mistake.
It was yesterday. All I did was answer her questions. And what does it mean? The numbers Mason what do they mean?
How did she respond? What were your answers?
>lol blackcocks
Well, the bell rang before she could respond. Ps. She's a blonde. I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.


 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.


 
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fuck you
Kill her.

Sorry I was late

I sorta beat you to it


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Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.


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I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.
Not if I take them first


 
Naru
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The Rage....


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Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

I'm an Asian. And apparently I look better with glasses.
My hypothesis is now confirmed. Thank you, I'll be taking my twenty dollars.
Not if I take them first
You are an evil, dastardly man.


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Hey look, a girl thread!
Feels just like the old days.
Amirite?


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Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
OH SHIT HE USED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF THE WORD BLOW CHECK THIS GUY OUT.

I GET THAT JOKE BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH LOLOLOLO


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But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).


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Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
OH SHIT HE USED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF THE WORD BLOW CHECK THIS GUY OUT.

I GET THAT JOKE BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH LOLOLOLO
Sarcastic comment is sarcastic


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But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Expected to be called middle schooler… Ok then


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-Solonoid
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Answer her questions. Also, try your best to acquire a blowjob.
People make terrible hair dryers
OH SHIT HE USED AN ALTERNATIVE MEANING OF THE WORD BLOW CHECK THIS GUY OUT.

I GET THAT JOKE BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH LOLOLOLO
Sarcastic comment is sarcastic
I don't think I was being sarcastic. I was just calling you out for being a smarty-pants.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Not really, if she spreads that around that you tried to go down on her, if people give you shit just wink and say you're open for business. Then move your tongue up and down really fast.


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-DAS B00T
-Ryle
-TBlocks
-Rocketman287
-True Velox
-Cupofcoffee
-Daniel
-Solonoid
-Rinev Jeqkogo
But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Not really, if she spreads that around that you tried to go down on her, if people give you shit just wink and say you're open for business. Then move your tongue up and down really fast.
That's the spirit.


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But seriously, though. Ask if you can lick her snatch. If she wants you to, then you're in. If she doesn't want you to, then you'll experience embarrassment for the rest of your high school career (I'm assuming you're in high school considering the amount of autism in the OP).
Not really, if she spreads that around that you tried to go down on her, if people give you shit just wink and say you're open for business. Then move your tongue up and down really fast.
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Does she happen to hang around that one girl in school who sits silently in class with her hair over her face, dresses in walmart clothes with old skate shoes, and may or may not own a Naruto headband?
Nope, nope, and nope. She's one of the more well known people at school


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Does she happen to hang around that one girl in school who sits silently in class with her hair over her face, dresses in walmart clothes with old skate shoes, and may or may not own a Naruto headband?
Nope, nope, and nope. She's one of the more well known people at school
Well fuck...


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is she a bitch or high in the social ladder?


because if not plow her field and plant your seed


 
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Let her ride on your shoulders, then you might be able to smell whether she's wet.