I need a drink.

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I'm debating if I should make a drink.
But I think I'll get sad if I do.
ayy boi, we should drink tomorrow.

I think I have kahlua
Whyyyy do you tempt me like this??


 
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I'm debating if I should make a drink.
But I think I'll get sad if I do.
ayy boi, we should drink tomorrow.

I think I have kahlua
Whyyyy do you tempt me like this??
It amuses me.


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>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
Apple juice and apple cider are both fruit beverages made from apples, but there is a difference between the two. Fresh cider is raw apple juice that has not undergone a filtration process to remove coarse particles of pulp or sediment. It takes about one third of a bushel to make a gallon of cider.

To make fresh cider, apples are washed, cut and ground into a mash that is the consistency of applesauce. Layers of mash are wrapped in cloth, and put into wooded racks. A hydraulic press squeezes the layers, and the juice flows into refrigerated tanks. This juice is
bottled as apple cider.

Apple juice is juice that has been filtered to remove solids and pasteurized so that it will stay fresh longer. Vacuum sealing and additional filtering extend the shelf life of the juice.
- some Massachusetts government website
Yeah we just call that Apple juice with "bits" in bongistan so we don't confuse it with actual cider.
That's dumb.

Having the apple cider/hard cider distinction is cleaner and makes more sense.
Not really.

Why would you want a children's drink conflated with an alcoholic drink?
"Cider" doesn't mean alcohol, in and of itself. That's hard cider. Like hard lemonade.
Yeah but cider is usually associated with the distillation of fruits to create alcohol.

Not sure why you would call pulp Apple juice "cider" when you could just as easily call it Apple juice with pulp/bits so it isn't as confusing.


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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?


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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.


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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.

Have you tried Whole Foods? That's where I get it.


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Me too. But I didn't today, can't be having it everyday. Every other.


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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.

Have you tried Whole Foods? That's where I get it.
I have, no luck.


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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.

Have you tried Whole Foods? That's where I get it.
I have, no luck.

Damn. Sucks to be you.


 
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Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
That's retarded.  I can find it in PA with our shit fucking alcohol laws.Then again, it's not common and I think I know only one winery in state that makes it.

Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?


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Almost always, with moderation
I could use some rum myself.


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Captain Morgan + Raspberry lemonade.

I call it The Gay Pirate.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?
I didn't know you can do that


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?
I didn't know you can do that
Most places allow it.
Pretty sure my state's like, the only one that doesn't.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Mead, it's like wine made with honey instead of grapes. you can expect it to be about 10%-20% alcohol by volume, found a nice brand that puts black currants in theirs.
Mead is so hard to come by in the south  :'(

I live in Texas and I have store that sells it within walking distance. What fucked up state do you live in?
Georgia

Been to lots of different liquor stores and all say the same, that you can't find mead in the south.
Wait, can't you ship alcohol to your house down there?
I didn't know you can do that
Most places allow it.
Pretty sure my state's like, the only one that doesn't.
I live in a dry county so I might not be able to


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Captain Morgan + Raspberry lemonade.

I call it The Gay Pirate.

I've always liked the commercials.

"Calling all Captains!"


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>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
It's not apple juice. It's apple cider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider

Jeez, just read the first two sentences of that article if you're so adamant against this.
It's basically just apple juice m9.

You can stop beating around the bush.
They're objectively two different things. This isn't a matter of opinion.
In burgerland maybe.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
It's not apple juice. It's apple cider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider

Jeez, just read the first two sentences of that article if you're so adamant against this.
It's basically just apple juice m9.

You can stop beating around the bush.
They're objectively two different things. This isn't a matter of opinion.
In burgerland maybe.
Get over yourself. Brits are the biggest nationalist assholes I've ever met.


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>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
It's not apple juice. It's apple cider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider

Jeez, just read the first two sentences of that article if you're so adamant against this.
It's basically just apple juice m9.

You can stop beating around the bush.
They're objectively two different things. This isn't a matter of opinion.
In burgerland maybe.
Get over yourself. Brits are the biggest nationalist assholes I've ever met.
Says the burgerclap as he salutes his flag everyday of the week.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen

>hard cider
>judging people for their taste in alcohol
How can I judge something that doesn't even exist?
::)

Good one?
Please tell me all the different kinds of "hard ciders" there are then.
Alcoholic cider...

There's apple cider, which is non-alcoholic, and then hard cider, which is alcoholic. This isn't a difficult concept.
lmao what are you talking about.

Apple cider is distilled from apples, making it alcoholic or non alcoholic depending on the distiller. Same can be applied to literally any alcoholic drink.

Cider usually comes in 4-7% range. Please tell me of about these stronger ciders, which renders them "hard."
I can go to the store and buy apple cider if I'm 12. I can't do that if I'm buying hard cider.
Either this is a burgerclap law I'm unaware of or "apple cider" is a codename for a non alcoholic drink in burgerland. Either way, apple cider in bongland is most certainly illegal to anyone under the age of 18, and it's not "hard" either.
Cider is like apple juice here. Kids love it. You usually buy a bunch from the apple orchard in the fall.

So I have no idea what you're talking about. It's non-alcoholic.
Yeah we just call apple juice, apple juice. No idea why you would call it cider if kids drink it, seeing as how cider is usually associated with alcoholic beverages.
It's not apple juice. It's apple cider.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_cider

Jeez, just read the first two sentences of that article if you're so adamant against this.
It's basically just apple juice m9.

You can stop beating around the bush.
They're objectively two different things. This isn't a matter of opinion.
In burgerland maybe.
Get over yourself. Brits are the biggest nationalist assholes I've ever met.
Says the burgerclap as he salutes his flag everyday of the week.
What? Do you even know me? I don't even like America.


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I'm surprised some of you nogs haven't heard of hard cider before.


 
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