Have you ever accidentally masturbated?

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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
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^__^
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>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.



 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...


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Sigs fo nigs
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"


 
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#13
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P


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Sigs fo nigs
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P
Bug the hotel first, I want to hear everything.


 
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#13
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P
Bug the hotel first, I want to hear everything.
I'll record it with my shitty IPhone audio.


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Sigs fo nigs
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P
Bug the hotel first, I want to hear everything.
I'll record it with my shitty IPhone audio.
YouTube


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so?

I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.


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I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so?

I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.
Best girl has black hair.
Use that one.


 
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fuck you
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P

Just sprint down the hallway screaming

"crap I masturbated again!" XD


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so?

I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.
Best girl has black hair.
Use that one.
Oh... Okay!

I'm gonna need to find new heels though... I've got no white ones, and I doubt black knee-high boots are appropriate here anyway.


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Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P

Just sprint down the hallway screaming

"crap I masturbated again!" XD
SHIELD YOUR EYES YOUNG ONE
THESE WORDS ARE NOT FOR YOUR VIEWING


 
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#13
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P

Just sprint down the hallway screaming

"crap I masturbated again!" XD
I was thinking about standing in the hallway, waiting and then suddenly yell "DAMMIT!!! I MASTURBATED AGAIN!!!"
Then walk away.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
How the hell did this thread get so big?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
How the hell did this thread get so big?
Blame Waifu.


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it happens all the time on nofap :-\

touch my dick to pee and 3 minutes later i make a huge mess


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I cant argue with progress, just you.

I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
Woo thought I was alone in this.


 
 
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