I matched with a bot on tinder

velox · September 11, 2016, 12:18:59 PM

From the beginning it was suspicious, she had too perfect pictures and her bio said "WATCH and MEET UP! kik me >>> *insert kik name*

Transcript from chat. Me to the right, her to the left.

Du har ett sött leende

hello there

Hi! I said that you have a cute smile

oh thank you,
sorry just visiting here,
im originally from US, do
you have kik app?

I don't, sorry

So what brings you to >CITY<?

visiting my
friend
can you
download kik?
its easy to chat
there, sorry im
new on this
application

I could help you with

learning it

did you read
my bio?

September 11, 2016, 12:20:38 PM

We all know you're gay.

velox · September 11, 2016, 12:22:51 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Quitonm on September 11, 2016, 12:20:38 PM

We all know you're gay.

well too bad, I'm not

at least not exclusively.

snee0rp · September 11, 2016, 02:02:19 PM

>2016
>shit like this happens every day
>people STILL think the turing test holds water

Desty · September 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM

this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende

" is fucking gay

Naru · September 11, 2016, 02:37:23 PM

I'm surprised I haven't matched with any bots on tinder yet.

clum clum · September 11, 2016, 02:39:42 PM

Not so daily reminder: If you aren't a Chad then you're gonna have a bad time with Tinder.

snee0rp · September 11, 2016, 02:40:47 PM

Quote from: clum clum on September 11, 2016, 02:39:42 PM

Not so daily reminder: If you aren't a Chad then you're gonna have a bad time with Tinder.

Pretty much this.

Too bad everything else is a datamining scheme.

Jive Turkey · September 11, 2016, 03:20:43 PM

Tinder is my shit

My girl friends showed me the types of dudes there are on Tinder and 80% are Mediocre as fuck no competition

velox · September 11, 2016, 03:39:58 PM

Quote from: Desty on September 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM

this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende " is fucking gay

well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"

Desty · September 11, 2016, 03:42:47 PM

Quote from: Velox on September 11, 2016, 03:39:58 PM

Quote from: Desty on September 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende " is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"

So you don't work out? Well shit, if you're a couch potato you can have all the couch potatoes there are. In the meantime I'll have those who actually spend time on improving themselves.

velox · September 11, 2016, 03:48:06 PM

Quote from: Desty on September 11, 2016, 03:42:47 PM

Quote from: Velox on September 11, 2016, 03:39:58 PM
Quote from: Desty on September 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende " is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"
So you don't work out? Well shit, if you're a couch potato you can have all the couch potatoes there are. In the meantime I'll have those who actually spend time on improving themselves.

why does it seem like you have a personal problem with me? fuck off.

Jive Turkey · September 11, 2016, 04:00:19 PM

Quote from: Velox on September 11, 2016, 03:39:58 PM

Quote from: Desty on September 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.

A door just closed and I'm home alone.

Anyway, "du har ett sött leende " is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"

Whats your main profile picture? That's most important. You want a clear shot of your face, girls don't want to play the guessing game. preferably in a social environment and not a selfie.

Bio should be short and showcase anything positive. Also make it cheeky My bio is:

6'2"
Personal Trainer
Future Professional Tibetan Monk
Snapchat: ________

Short sweet simple cheeky

Etc I'd write more but I want these donuts