No I don't, fucking kill yourself already.

TIE CINDERBLOCKS TO YOUR FEET AND JUMP! DO IT!

*Jumps*

Wonderful.

it was funnier the first time

There was no first time. This is the first time.

Death is an illusion.

SHARP

TIE CINDERBLOCKS TO YOUR FEET AND JUMP! DO IT!

Doesn't it just make it harder to jump if I weigh myself down with cinderblocks?

Drop the cinderblocks.