I was making my breakfast this morning, and I realized that I would want a cup of coffee after I was finished, SO I MADE A PREEMPTIVE BREAKFASTORIAL STRIKE! I'M NOT ARMY STRONG, FUCK THAT JINGOISTIC CRAP! I'M BREAKFAST STRONG! I LIKE BANANAS, LOTS AND LOTS OF BANANAS! I HAVE A BANANA EVERY MORNING! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!