I gotta take a shit and I'm at campus until 2:20. HALP

Bonewheel Barry · September 02, 2015, 10:13:57 AM

Here's a figurative and literal shitpost. Feel free to do what you please, I don't care.

Azure · September 02, 2015, 10:19:38 AM

Be a prime lady and do no squats, dear boy.

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Kitsune 狐 · September 02, 2015, 10:37:57 AM

>.> just fucking go... It's not healthy to hold it in. It's uncomfortable and can distract you from paying attention in class. Don't be shy let it the fuck out. Be a man shit freely...

DAS B00T x2 · September 02, 2015, 10:38:44 AM

Just do it

And leave the stall door open.

Jive Turkey · September 02, 2015, 04:55:36 PM

Hold it in as long as possible

Rinev · September 02, 2015, 07:45:57 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on September 02, 2015, 10:37:57 AM

>.> just fucking go... It's not healthy to hold it in. It's uncomfortable and can distract you from paying attention in class. Don't be shy let it the fuck out. Be a man shit freely...

I mean, take this advise, but go to a bathroom first. It would be a lot less comfortable to shit yourself in class in my opinion.

Kitsune 狐 · September 02, 2015, 08:01:56 PM

Quote from: Rinev on September 02, 2015, 07:45:57 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on September 02, 2015, 10:37:57 AM
>.> just fucking go... It's not healthy to hold it in. It's uncomfortable and can distract you from paying attention in class. Don't be shy let it the fuck out. Be a man shit freely...
I mean, take this advise, but go to a bathroom first. It would be a lot less comfortable to shit yourself in class in my opinion.

Oh yeah that might have been good to include... Go to the bathroom and use the toilet... Whoops don't want to be known as the guy who took a dump in Biology 1001...

The Lord Slide Rule · September 02, 2015, 08:21:43 PM

Just shit fgt

September 02, 2015, 09:04:59 PM

hold it until your colon explodes then post what the doctor says for our entertainment

aREALgod · September 03, 2015, 12:56:41 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 02, 2015, 09:04:59 PM

hold it until your colon explodes then post what the doctor says for our entertainment

Emergency Department

ADMITTING DIAGNOSIS - Massive shit

Doctor's notes - This faggot shit himself in biology LOL

Ushan · September 03, 2015, 11:12:31 AM

Quote from: ॐ Nuka on September 03, 2015, 01:04:46 AM

Push it backwards through your stomach, back up your throat, and surprise your peers by taking a massive shit through your mouth.

Bonewheel Barry · September 03, 2015, 12:05:02 PM

>mfw some of these replies

Jester · September 03, 2015, 03:16:28 PM

So we meet again