I just saw a naked man walking in the street

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You know that feeling you get when you're driving down the road minding your own business, and then out of nowhere you see a naked guy walking into the street, and then you have to make a surprised and confused call to 911? Shit like this makes me wish I had a dash cam.

 
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How hung was he

 
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Change your name to Mike, man, you've no chill

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               ๐Ÿ…ฑ
Was he hot?

 
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Quote from: Casper on May 19, 2016, 04:24:43 PM
Was he hot?
More than likely not. It's always the uggos that walk around naked.

 
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Also
Why would you rat a bro out
If a dude wants to let it hang, let it hang 8) 8) 8)

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Wow, what a faggot snitch.

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
He probably was dazed after being gangraped in a target bathroom. Poor man.

 
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Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 19, 2016, 05:26:33 PM
He probably was dazed after being gangraped in a target bathroom. Poor man.
Ayy nice mtg avvie

Power nine are boss af

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: Sunshine on May 19, 2016, 05:28:56 PM
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 19, 2016, 05:26:33 PM
He probably was dazed after being gangraped in a target bathroom. Poor man.
Ayy nice mtg avvie

Power nine are boss af
I play Taking Turns in modern, have to rep that ๐Ÿ‘Œ og time walk

 
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Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 19, 2016, 05:57:35 PM
Quote from: Sunshine on May 19, 2016, 05:28:56 PM
Quote from: Prime Kruphix on May 19, 2016, 05:26:33 PM
He probably was dazed after being gangraped in a target bathroom. Poor man.
Ayy nice mtg avvie

Power nine are boss af
I play Taking Turns in modern, have to rep that ๐Ÿ‘Œ og time walk
I wish I could afford Taking Turns.

I'm rocking a cozy abzan as it stands but I can't beat decks like Tron and Storm.

 
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Get of my lawn
Sorry... Sorry. It was hot, and I needed to be somewhere.

What?

Oh... You don't live near me?

What are the odds that two of us did that?

 
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ITT: OP calls the cops on a man who was probably already about to have an officer come get him and ultimately just wasted a 911 call.