So he was like 3 months old, and he was looking pretty cold. So I thought to put him in the microwave and just turn it on for a few seconds to heat him up. After about a minute, I open up the microwave and the baby's not moving. It's just totally limp and not reacting to anything I'm doing.

Please help me, this is urgent. I think that the baby might be sick, so I need somewhere to put him inside of until he gets better.

I'm scared. I still want my 15 dollars an hour, but I'm worried that I won't get paid if the baby's sick. :^(

Put in in for another minute or two. He probs just fell asleep from all the comfort.

Oh my god, I put him in for 2 minutes, and he's still not moving! I think that he might actually be sick!!!!!!

DDDDD:

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

did you try resetting it?

OMG I just saw them parking in the driveway and the baby's still sick!! They're gonna kill me if I don't hide the baby!

WHAT DO I DO NOW!?!?!!?

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 10:49:47 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

There's no - button on the microwave though!!!

Just mail the baby to me and I'll do it. My microwave has one.

Spoiler

It actually does though.

I don't have time! They're coming to the door right now!

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:54:29 PM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 10:49:47 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

There's no - button on the microwave though!!!

Just mail the baby to me and I'll do it. My microwave has one.

Spoiler

It actually does though.

I don't have time! They're coming to the door right now!

post pics pls

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 11:04:34 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:54:29 PM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 10:49:47 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

There's no - button on the microwave though!!!

Just mail the baby to me and I'll do it. My microwave has one.

Spoiler

It actually does though.

I don't have time! They're coming to the door right now!

What if you put the baby back in and change the clock back to before you originally microwaved him? I think that should work.

It didn't work. I'm just gonna make a run for it!

NCO-style babysitting is the best.

wut

Muh bby. NUUUUU

Put him in the freezer for the same amount of time. That will wake the fucker up.

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I'm scared. I still want my 15 dollars an hour.

I take it the Enclave pays minimum wage?

Pretty much, yeah. :/