What are the stages of drunk in your opinion
1) I can keep this up all night
2) She's totally into me
3) I can totally take that guy
4) Peeing is a game of marksmanship
5) Stop the world from spinning (where I am now)
6) I love you guys
7) No, really. I can take him

throwing up is all that will heal me
9) oh dear baby Jesus... Help me
10) that fat girl is hot