I just blew up marinara sauce in my microwave AMA

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 01:54:13 PM

I wanted sauce, instead I got a bomb :/

True Turquoise · October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM

>microwave
Learn to cook.

Mat Cauthon · October 15, 2014, 01:56:55 PM

Eh... I nearly set my microwave on fire once with popcorn.

The Lord Ruler · October 15, 2014, 01:57:34 PM

I put metal in a microwave once.

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM

>microwave
Learn to cook.

NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Mr. Psychologist · October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 02:40:17 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

>_>

yes mommy

*destroys house with boiled pasta*

Sandtrap · October 15, 2014, 02:54:15 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.

Assassin 11D7 · October 15, 2014, 02:56:35 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 15, 2014, 02:54:15 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.

I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.

Kinder Graham · October 15, 2014, 04:48:30 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 15, 2014, 04:47:38 PM

I read the title as marijuana sauce.

Glad I'm not the only one here

Flee · October 15, 2014, 04:49:54 PM

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R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 04:50:54 PM

Quote from: Flee on October 15, 2014, 04:49:54 PM

How did you even manage that?

30 seconds was too much heat for that plastic container lol

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 04:51:44 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 15, 2014, 04:47:38 PM

I read the title as marijuana sauce.

Hey man..........
>_>
<_<

want some drugs?

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 04:52:28 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 15, 2014, 02:56:35 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on October 15, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.
I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.

Saleem · October 15, 2014, 05:23:41 PM

Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.

R o c k e t · October 15, 2014, 09:23:53 PM

Quote from: Saleem on October 15, 2014, 05:23:41 PM

Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.

That my friend, earned you a +1.

Spoiler

hotpockets are a trial in themselves. Microwave those things, GUESS WHAT? The center is still cold