my second CAT scan has been pushed back two months, which pisses me off a little,

This is one of the most frustrating things about going to a doctor. Especially when you have something concerning you on a daily basis. I've had to wait countless months in between visits and it seems like a complete waste of money paying for the insurance.

you should eat lemons or something

i know a guy who got kidney stones from drinking a shitload of sweet tea all the time, then he turned around and kept on drinking that shit and got another set of them. i would feel bad for him but he's an idiot

i know a guy who got kidney stones from drinking a shitload of sweet tea all the time, then he turned around and kept on drinking that shit and got another set of them. i would feel bad for him but he's an idiot

yeah, i'm definitely not gonna be negligent about this

Quote from: Solonoid on March 09, 2019, 08:33:07 PM

This is evidence there's a God. I take back everything I said about this site needing to be shut down. As long as Verbatim reports on his pain to this website, it deserves to exist.

Who is this clown?

A fan of divine justice.

Verb openly wants to destroy the human race.
He deserves pain, and only once the torture cannot grow worse, death.

Quote from: Solonoid on April 04, 2019, 11:12:02 AM

Quote from: Winy on April 03, 2019, 10:35:33 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 09, 2019, 08:33:07 PM

This is evidence there's a God. I take back everything I said about this site needing to be shut down. As long as Verbatim reports on his pain to this website, it deserves to exist.

Who is this clown?

A fan of divine justice.

Verb openly wants to destroy the human race.
He deserves pain, and only once the torture cannot grow worse, death.

It's not up to you to judge, fan of divine justice

Fortunately, the Lord has already delivered a sentence. I needn't judge, only enjoy.

Quote from: Solonoid on April 04, 2019, 11:12:02 AM

Verb openly wants to destroy the human race.

were it out of malice, i could maybe understand

Inspiration is unimportant when the cause it inspires is evil.

Boy howdy do I need a ticket to attend this here spookfest?

Quote from: Verbatim on April 04, 2019, 12:40:18 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on April 04, 2019, 11:57:40 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 04, 2019, 11:49:46 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on April 04, 2019, 11:12:02 AM

Verb openly wants to destroy the human race.

were it out of malice, i could maybe understand

Inspiration is unimportant when the cause it inspires is evil.

it just seems like you've learned everything you think you know about morality from superhero movies

big talk from someone whose entire philosophy hinges around the complaint that he didn't consent to being born

yeah, and what a damn good point that is

for god's sake sol you're making yourself look worse with every post just shut the fuck up

No, he's a reprehensible excuse for a human being and deserves to suffer. I don't give a shit what you people think of me or him, because I'm absolutely delighted by his pain.

Quote from: Solonoid on April 04, 2019, 11:12:02 AM

Quote from: Winy on April 03, 2019, 10:35:33 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 09, 2019, 08:33:07 PM

This is evidence there's a God. I take back everything I said about this site needing to be shut down. As long as Verbatim reports on his pain to this website, it deserves to exist.

Who is this clown?

A fan of divine justice.

Verb openly wants to destroy the human race.
He deserves pain, and only once the torture cannot grow worse, death.

Verb's desire to "Destroy" the human race actually comes from a place of good intentions, even if I don't personally subscribe to anti-natalism or his general desire to stop life from continuing. It's pretty basic logic that he follows and it's not difficult to see why he feels the way he does. But your justification of "Divine justice" is stupid for the obvious reason a benevolent god wouldn't want someone to suffer at all.

Also, god isn't real anyway. Grow up.

imagine being this cucked

stent removal is tomorrow

Sorry to hear about the dick diamonds, verb 

thoughts and prayers

I did end up getting my stent removed last week, and it while it wasn't the most fun experience, and I certainly wouldn't do it again, it wasn't quite as bad as I had imagined, either. You just kinda have to resign yourself to the idea that you HAVE to get it done, so there's literally no point in being afraid or worried.

It's hard to relish in the thought of someone shoving a rod with a camera up your dick, but in my case, it certainly helped (on a purely psychological level) that it was a woman who did it. At first, anyway. She brushed my balls with this disinfectant substance, which felt similar to hand sanitizer, and proceeded with the camera probe shortly thereafter. And the whole time, because this woman is decently attractive and has a sweet voice and shit, I'm worried that I might get an erection, but somehow, maybe because of how nervous I was, or the general un-arousing nature of the situation, I thankfully did not have to endure something painfully awkward like that. That would've hurt more than the operation itself.

They keep you awake during the procedure, but apply a localized anesthesia so that the pain isn't unbearable. The reason they don't use full anesthesia is because the procedure is meant to be pretty quick and no longer than a few minutes. In my case, however, it wasn't. The lady seemed to be having a little bit of trouble. I don't fully understand what was going wrong, but from what I could tell, the pictures taken from within the caverns of my cock were turning up black, meaning that something was going wrong on her end, and after several minutes of having this thing all up in my junk, she takes it out and calls up a more experienced doctor (specifically, the one who had originally placed the stent) to take it out for her.

This guy wasn't fucking around, and he wasn't wasting any time. He grabbed that probe, shoved it right back in, and pulled that fucker out from my ureter in about ten goddamn seconds. I felt it, too, whereas I wasn't feeling shit before. It was two big crashing waves of the most obnoxious pain, like having your hair pulled out, one after the other, enough to make me cry out where I hadn't made a sound before. But after the second wave, which thankfully stopped as suddenly as it started, the doctor cheerfully (yet nonchalantly) announced the success of the procedure.

It was over. All I had to put up with now for the next few days is a mild soreness in my groin and a little bit of blood in the urine. A week later, everything seems to be back to normal.

The kidney stone wound up being made 70% oxalate, 30% calcium. I expected sodium, but it turns out calcium oxalate stones are the most common type to get by far, and it signifies a lack of hydration. I don't even have to change my diet, really. I just have to get more water in my system, and over the course of the past few weeks, that's pretty much what I've been focused on doing anyway. So that's an utter relief, but at the same time, it's also kinda scary to know that not getting your eight glasses every day can result in something this fucked up. Most people don't get their eight glasses.

I still have another stone lying dormant in my other kidney, but I don't have to worry about it until it starts trying to pass, which could theoretically take my whole lifetime.

I also still have to see a nephrologist later about these cysts on my kidneys, but that's a different story.

bro buy a big ass insulated water bottle. it makes it so easy to stay hydrated.