Don't ask me how this began. I don't know when I started to turn but it must have been recently. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT. My only respite is that I am aware of the neo-hipster signs.
I've started reading anarchist literature, I'm not even meming right now. What in the name of fuck? The worst part? I'm UNIRONICALLY agreeing with their arguments.
Even thought about vaping. I'm actually disgusted with myself at this point. What's next? Buying neo-converse and colouring them in with markers?
I don't want to be a neo-hipster. How do I stop this? You are the most un-hipster people I know.