I have a theory on why so many kids have allergies now

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When I was a kid, there was a single kid in my whole school that had a peanut allergy. One.

Now, when I drop my kids off at preschool, every single door has the massive lists of what can't be brought in because almost every kid is allergic to them.

What happened between 1978, when I started school, and 2014?

My theory is it's the pill. Women's liberation and readily accessible birth control. I think it changed how women chose their mate.

By removing the inevitable pregnancy and making it optional, women chose who they were with on purely emotional reasons and began to ignore the biological ones developed over eons of evolutionary development.

The result is more sickly kids. This also could explain the higher divorce rate. When women go off the pill, they realize that they aren't attracted to their husbands anymore. Reciprocally, men are removed from the breeding role, and begin to have a wandering eye for another potential mate. Women do the same when they wake up one morning and realize that their mate isn't a match for their biology.

I think that men evolved to plant their seed wherever they could and women evolved to be the selectors. Our biology ties into our emotional well being. If we deny our biology, it follows we wouldn't be emotionally happy.

Thoughts?


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The most prominent theory is that we've moved towards a safer, more sterile growing environment for children which isn't affording their immune system the experience of various pathogens and allergens, resulting in a higher rate of allergies and asthma.

But we all know the real cause is the liberalization of society and the move away from the white, nuclear family that America was founded on.
Last Edit: April 01, 2017, 11:40:54 AM by Töqi


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>Sending your child to public school

Don't you know the rings from a school bell are designed to make white children infertile?


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I subscribe to the theory Turkey mentioned. People aren't exposed to enough bacteria/illness and we haven't produced the antibodies to cope with them.

Don't get flu shots, stop using hand sanitizer, let your kids get sick. Lick a door knob every now and then.


 
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Y'all motherfuckers are dumb. It's a natural reaction to fluoride exposure.


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growing peanut allergies is actually a plot initiated by George Washington Carver to genocide whites


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>Implying it's not GMOs

Y'all motherfuckers are dumb. It's a natural reaction to fluoride exposure.


 
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>Implying it's not GMOs

Y'all motherfuckers are dumb. It's a natural reaction to fluoride exposure.
GMO scares are a false flag you fucking dumbass I bet you believe that aliens built Stonehenge too.


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You fucking mook, Stonehenge was clearly orchestrated by the US Government to get idiot conspiracy theorists away from Area 51 where they're hiding the aliens. All the talk about Stonehenge being around for ages is just flase claims. Notice how nobody talks about it before the 60s.

GMO scares are a false flag you fucking dumbass I bet you believe that aliens built Stonehenge too.


 
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You fucking mook, Stonehenge was clearly orchestrated by the US Government to get idiot conspiracy theorists away from Area 51 where they're hiding the aliens. All the talk about Stonehenge being around for ages is just flase claims. Notice how nobody talks about it before the 60s.

GMO scares are a false flag you fucking dumbass I bet you believe that aliens built Stonehenge too.
>he thinks the aliens are at area51 and not an unknown, unpublisized location with absolutely no connection to tractable ufo  sightings or the Roswell Event

Haha haha fucking idiot


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>He thinks they wouldn't hide it in the most obvious easy to look spot to throw people off.

O I Am Laffin

>he thinks the aliens are at area51 and not an unknown, unpublisized location with absolutely no connection to tractable ufo  sightings or the Roswell Event

Haha haha fucking idiot


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i believe in the first response too

allergies arent a sickness

theyre the immune systems reaction to unfamiliar things, so it treats them like a virus



 
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>He thinks they wouldn't hide it in the most obvious easy to look spot to throw people off.

O I Am Laffin

>he thinks the aliens are at area51 and not an unknown, unpublisized location with absolutely no connection to tractable ufo  sightings or the Roswell Event

Haha haha fucking idiot
but its not throwing anybody in the mainstream off you fucking putz


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
We certainly have weaker immune systems these days. So many contributing factors exist now. Things are overly sanitized, our exercise habits and circadian rhythms are fucked from modern technology, the average diet is full of terrible processed/refined foods and waaaay to much sugar and carbs, modern medicine passes antibiotics around like candy destroying all the beneficial bacteria that are a huge part of our immune function, and lets not forget all the stress. .

The modern lifestyle will leave your body sick and broken.


 
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It's probably just more kids survive longer than before due to knowing about these issues and being able to treat them...


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>Implying it's not GMOs

Y'all motherfuckers are dumb. It's a natural reaction to fluoride exposure.
GMO scares are a false flag you fucking dumbass I bet you believe that aliens built Stonehenge too.
It was Irish Giants, dude


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>Sending your child to public school

Don't you know the rings from a school bell are designed to make white children infertile?
Good, I don't need them getting pregnant.


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Its the peanut oil in the vaccines these days.