I have a snail problem

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
There are hundreds maybe thousands of snails that come out at night and leave their slime all over my frontyard.

I don't know where they come from either.

How do I get rid of all of them?


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Just message me.
vienquitonm is my discord
A bit of beer in a dish does the trick at times.


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Make a maze of salt and film it

*sips tea*

Or you can have snail races



 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Make a maze of salt and film it

*sips tea*

Or you can have snail races
I'm gonna do what Vien said. I'll get firecrackers from my uncle and once they're all on the plate, I'll blow the little shits away.


 
 
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Then sue the snails for millions, if not billions of dollars.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Then sue the snails for millions, if not billions of dollars.
Khilafah pls


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"I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday."
I have a frog problem... At night there are about 10 frogs on my window. Every night. And I can't walk down my stairs because they're generally covered in frogs.
Walking around my backyard is like walking in a guilt minefield. You will step on a baby frog and it'll scream and then it'll die. Then you will die from guilt.
I'd rather if they were real landmines.... :(


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If you know, you know.
Go to their front yard and leave your human slime there.

see how THEY like it.