I hate being a girl. I hate hate hate it.

Being a woman is like being a robot. On the surface you think you're your own person.. that all of your thoughts, feelings and emotions are your own and they are justified. Little do you know that what you think made you into your own person, was actually dictated by this constant hunger for attention and validation.

It's been 4 years since I've last been fucked or fucked someone and I've been focusing on being my own person and not giving a fuck about relationships or who likes me until I meet someone I actually love. They don't have to be a soul mate, just a real connection that isn't about getting attention and feeling loved.

I'm also losing friends because I can't be assed to talk about the things women care about or fuel their own egos anymore. I can't make lasting male friendships because the reality of the situation always ends up like I am leading him on when I don't want to and he's really just hoping one day I will fuck him.

I'm starting to feel lonelier and lonelier and can't seem to find real people who are in it for real human connection and friendship rather than an ego boost and lying to the world about who you are just to look better in comparison.

Everything sucks and I hate it all.

I hate being a tube of minty fresh toothpaste

Ok Digger, that's nice.

ayy lmao

I hate being a Cisgendered white, Protestant male... But I love it, too.

Every day, I wake up, and bathe in the tears of poor, innocent and unique homosexuals and minorities. Then, I go to work, and make sure to call out any gays, Muslims, and Jews I see along the way, listening to Westboro Baptist Church radio as I do so. Finally, I sexually harass my female secretary and tell her to make me a sandwich.

Such is the life of a Straight, white, Protestant male. It is... my privilege.

FEMINIST TEARS, AMIRITE???

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on March 01, 2015, 03:01:33 PM

I hate being a Cisgendered white, Protestant male... But I love it, too.

Every day, I wake up, and bathe in the tears of poor, innocent and unique homosexuals and minorities. Then, I go to work, and make sure to call out any gays, Muslims, and Jews I see along the way, listening to Westboro Baptist Church radio as I do so. Finally, I sexually harass my female secretary and tell her to make me a sandwich.

Such is the life of a Straight, white, Protestant male. It is... my privilege.

FEMINIST TEARS, AMIRITE???

Not so much feminists as Social Justice Warriors in general.

I hate being an Apache helicopter

I hate being a faggot.