I really feel like I need to get out of the house, been in bed since Thursday. Do you think it is safe to drive with this?

You use your penis while driving?

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 09, 2016, 03:51:29 PM

I really feel like I need to get out of the house, been in bed since Thursday. Do you think it is safe to drive with this?

You're acting like you just got your leg chopped off. YES. You can drive with that. You really are being a drama king. I understand you're mentally scarred (and from you said physically scarred) but those scars will heal.

Being a drama queen for having the worst pain in my life? Having a needle stuck in my cock and feeling emasculated...ok. If I can never have a normal sex life I should probably just kill myself. I know it's a worse case scenario, but if that's what the doctor says I'll do it. When I do find the love of my life, just tell her, oh we can never have sex because of a stupid decision I made years ago.

Quote from: Kits on May 09, 2016, 04:35:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 09, 2016, 03:51:29 PM

I really feel like I need to get out of the house, been in bed since Thursday. Do you think it is safe to drive with this?

You're acting like you just got your leg chopped off. YES. You can drive with that. You really are being a drama king. I understand you're mentally scarred (and from you said physically scarred) but those scars will heal.

Being a drama queen for having the worst pain in my life? Having a needle stuck in my cock and feeling emasculated...ok. If I can never have a normal sex life I should probably just kill myself. I know it's a worse case scenario, but if that's what the doctor says I'll do it. When I do find the love of my life, just tell her, oh we can never have sex because of a stupid decision I made years ago.

Are you seriously that retarded? Dude, I've nearly had my balls clipped off from something, leaving me with no boners for 2 whole weeks, and I never once though about killing myself because of that, I still kept going. You need to man the fuck up and keep going. Life is hard, nobody lives it easy. Quit bitching and actually make a difference out here. Sex isn't everything. How many fucking times do we have to tell you this shit? And for the record, you're lucky you didn't meet a girl that wanted to cut your dick off! You still have your dick attached!

Jesus Fucking Christ, grow the fuck up already!

Well someone do some research that tells me I'm going to be okay. I can barely look up anything or I begin to shake thinking of it.

Did you not read Flee's reply? You're going to be fine.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 09, 2016, 04:56:05 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 09, 2016, 04:55:22 PM

Well someone do some research that tells me I'm going to be okay. I can barely look up anything or I begin to shake thinking of it.

Did you not read Flee's reply? You're going to be fine.

It doesn't seem the ER nurse stitched it right at all. This was 3AM it's like she wanted me out of there. All she said was don't take a shower for 48 hours and don't touch it for a few days to a week. I touch it a little to keep it clean after urination, but that's about it. No medication prescribed, no info on the checkout sheet, no number to reach her. No follow up.

Roman I'm pretty fucking sure the nurse stitched it just fine. You need to do what she told you to do and take everyone's else's advice here about seeing a urologist. Quit being such a fucking baby about it. This bullshit with you is really starting to irritate me. You're like the biggest fucking pussy on this site, I swear.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 09, 2016, 05:56:12 AM

And all you can do is make fun of me instead of trying to help.

Because you've been so accepting of advice before, right?

And once again he's wrong, advice was given here too

Well someone do some research that tells me I'm going to be okay. I can barely look up anything or I begin to shake thinking of it.

Okay I did some research and everything I read said that you are going to be fine, it's nothing major, and that nothing is going to change ie feeling in your penis, etc.. You just need to leave it alone and let it heal. It doesn't say to stop your life or to not go to school, because NO WHERE does it say that you need bed rest for this injury. You need to man up, and be strong, because I'm sure it hurts like hell, but you're going to be just fine.

Why did it take me so long to look in this thread?

This is the greatest thing that's ever happened in human history.

Worst pain in my life is? If it happened to one of you guys you'd understand.

Quote from: PSU on May 08, 2016, 10:53:35 PM

Quote from: Icy on May 08, 2016, 05:02:44 PM

Karma is a beautiful thing.

Karma for being a 20 something year old guy and wanting to fuck bitches? Hes literally doing what every other guy his age does too. Nothing at all wrong with it.

Normal 20 year olds aren't literally obsessed with sex like Roman and you are.

Except, you're completely wrong.

Half this forum are asexual transvestite weirdos.

NORMAL 20 year old men want to fuck any good looking chick they see. That's why joining a frat is a great idea.

Quote from: SecondClass on May 09, 2016, 03:34:34 PM

Quote from: PSU on May 08, 2016, 10:53:35 PM

Quote from: Icy on May 08, 2016, 05:02:44 PM

Karma is a beautiful thing.

Karma for being a 20 something year old guy and wanting to fuck bitches? Hes literally doing what every other guy his age does too. Nothing at all wrong with it.

Normal 20 year olds aren't literally obsessed with sex like Roman and you are.

Except, you're completely wrong.

Half this forum are asexual transvestite weirdos.

NORMAL 20 year old men want to fuck any good looking chick they see. That's why joining a frat is a great idea.

Constantly being horny and seeing all women as sex objects is far from normal behavior, broseph

oh god PSU this isn't the stone age

Lol Roman has more potential than most people here. Jive, Tblock, a few others are the only guys that are more successful than Roman.

If that's me sucking his dick than so be it.

Quote from: Winy on May 09, 2016, 07:36:29 PM

Why did it take me so long to look in this thread?

This is the greatest thing that's ever happened in human history.

Worst pain in my life is? If it happened to one of you guys you'd understand.

I had my balls stabbed, so I do understand.

This thread is making me livid. How can anyone be such a fucking pansy? God dammit Roman, quit making excuses and man up. You're not going to survive in this world if you drop everything.