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Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?

Roman easily.

Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.

Fucking lol. I don't even watch anime to begin with. And no I don't consider talking to a girl to be an accomplishment at all.

Also, have fun with that injured dick.

Boooo. I can't even imagine laughing at another mans dick being injured. You people in here should be fucking ashamed.


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Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?

Roman easily.

Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.

Fucking lol. I don't even watch anime to begin with. And no I don't consider talking to a girl to be an accomplishment at all.

Also, have fun with that injured dick.

Boooo. I can't even imagine laughing at another mans dick being injured. You people in here should be fucking ashamed.

I wasn't laughing that his dick got injured. No I cringed.

I've actually had an injury down there so I know what it can be like. Not as bad as his but still... bad.


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All I can say is, shit happens. At least you now have a pretty horrific, but very interesting story to tell though.

"I bled from my dick and survived."


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That sounds like something right from a movie lol


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I had a dick injury too, when I was younger I was really dumb and tried to go in without making it wet (we just rumbled and I could go a second round). So I was all sneaky sneaky got some in, pushed and a big ass stinging feeling as it tore that joint part at the top of the head, and she spent the next hour tending to my bleeding man hood....that was embarrassing.

Its scarred for life now, literally.  Cant feel as much as it used to, it can still feel I'll tell you that, so I just last longer now.

Not something Id recommend though.


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To everyone who thinks I'm making it up, I can post pictures. My foreskin literally got detached from my penis. It was the worst pain in my life and don't know if it will ever be the same. It's scarred. And all you can do is make fun of me instead of trying to help.


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And all you can do is make fun of me instead of trying to help.

Because you've been so accepting of advice before, right?


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I hacked my dick off with a kukri once, but I was only being ironic.
that's such a shitposter thing to do


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If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.
What ever happened to Wyld Fyre? I miss him, he was the best.


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I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.

Shallow, on a wider appealing-to-the-majority scale.

And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.
YouTube

Because sex is the only thing worth living for of course.


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All I can say is, shit happens. At least you now have a pretty horrific, but very interesting story to tell though.

"I bled from my dick and survived."
Damn son, when did you come back.


 
 
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I don't want to defend melodrama but I'm very protective of my penis and if any injury occurred to it
that it would be scarred, I would also think it's the end of the world.

Go see a urologist. A torn frenulum will likely heal on its own yet be weaker for the future. If it keeps tearing, you can get a frenuloplasty to remove it. Never had it myself, thankfully, but I doubt it's the disaster you're making it out to be.


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I thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of  the fat girls
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.
What ever happened to Wyld Fyre? I miss him, he was the best.
He just kinda left.


 
 
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I am seeing a urologist tomorrow afternoon. If he says I need a few months to heal and even an operation, I will quit graduate school that starts on May 31st. I haven't put in my final decision yet. If he says I will be fine, then I'll still go. My penis is more important than graduate school, I've only had sex once, so need to make sure it is fine to eventually do it again. I can work a shitty retail job for another year, I don't care.


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