The setting is a large public airport

People are frantically trying to catch their flights. Too busy for anything.

There is an untouched piano in the center.

I walk in wearing nothing but white shoes, underwear, and a ski mask.

By this time my body resembles that of a Greek statue

I sit at the piano while people uncomfortably stare at me thinking to themselves, "Who is this strange man? Why is he wearing no clothing and a mask? why am I so turned on by him?"

Then I will play the third movement from Mozarts piano sonata no.11



People will stare in awe and disbelief, filming the moment to share with friends and family. I have captured their  attention. Distracting them, even if only for a moment, from the troubles of life. Then as quickly as I appeared I will rise up and sprint out of the airport and into the car of my friend who is waiting for me in the parking lot, never to be seen by those people again.

Zeus is trying to tell you something Jive.  This is your life's purpose.

u tk him 2 da bar?

Your body resembles that of a Greek statue?


wew lad

those are the most majestic pubes I've ever seen.

Jive are you gay