I got kissed by a girl

aREALgod · April 24, 2016, 06:28:08 PM

So I went down to Carlsbad yesterday to meet up and hang out with this girl I've been dating and I had to end up spending the night at the hotel they were in because I'd been drinking and couldn't drive home. I was getting cuddled on the couch and she comes over and gives me a kiss goodnight. I guess I'm STILL doing something right

How many of you guys have been alphas and gotten yourself girls eh? Any wet slobbers goin around? Roman you don't count :^ )

Ian · April 24, 2016, 06:30:00 PM

What's your secret fam?

N/A · April 24, 2016, 06:31:27 PM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 24, 2016, 06:32:46 PM

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Naru · April 24, 2016, 06:34:31 PM

ayy

midge, you and me are alphas

oh, but last night made out with girlfriend for a while before my friends mom parked up next to us to signal us to move out her driveway entrance. but good night nonetheless bby

rC · April 24, 2016, 06:35:27 PM

i got my dick sucked at 4am :^)

Naru · April 24, 2016, 06:40:00 PM

Quote from: rc on April 24, 2016, 06:35:27 PM

i got my dick sucked at 4am :^)

whats her name?

Skaterloo · April 24, 2016, 06:46:20 PM

Quote from: rc on April 24, 2016, 06:35:27 PM

i got my dick sucked at 4am :^)

How did I do? :3

rC · April 24, 2016, 06:47:02 PM

Quote from: Skaterloo on April 24, 2016, 06:46:20 PM

Quote from: rc on April 24, 2016, 06:35:27 PM
i got my dick sucked at 4am :^)
How did I do? :3

TEETH

Skaterloo · April 24, 2016, 06:49:14 PM

Quote from: rc on April 24, 2016, 06:47:02 PM

Quote from: Skaterloo on April 24, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
Quote from: rc on April 24, 2016, 06:35:27 PM
i got my dick sucked at 4am :^)
How did I do? :3
TEETH

Fuck off, you use more teeth than me.

Jive Turkey · April 24, 2016, 06:50:05 PM

I'm probably gonna fuck 3 different extremely hot chicks on the same night this Saturday

alphy · April 24, 2016, 06:57:10 PM

yea i have a female homo sapien too

as for kisses, tho, we haven't "officially" kissed yet. we've been together for 4 months but we still haven't kissed e/o on the lips... idk why lol

she's not really the type to show affection, btw

🂿 · April 24, 2016, 07:31:42 PM

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Great now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks OP.

Aether · April 24, 2016, 07:35:10 PM

Nobody wants a fuck up like me. Might as well go live in a monastery.

Naru · April 24, 2016, 07:39:57 PM

Quote from: Alphy on April 24, 2016, 06:57:10 PM

yea i have a female homo sapien too

as for kisses, tho, we haven't "officially" kissed yet. we've been together for 4 months but we still haven't kissed e/o on the lips... idk why lol

she's not really the type to show affection, btw

alphy pls

go up to her and kill he- kiss her

challengerX · April 24, 2016, 07:41:33 PM

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RomanGladiator · April 24, 2016, 07:51:56 PM

Probably have gotten more to do things than you have.

snee0rp · April 24, 2016, 07:53:00 PM

>dating 3D women

Aether · April 24, 2016, 07:58:16 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 24, 2016, 07:41:33 PM

Quote from: Aether on April 24, 2016, 07:35:10 PM
Nobody wants a fuck up like me. Might as well go live in a monastery.
what if the monks are gay?

Then they're gay. . .? Regardless of sexuality, they're not supposed to act on those types of urges.

Doctor Doom · April 24, 2016, 08:02:03 PM

Quote from: Aether on April 24, 2016, 07:58:16 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 24, 2016, 07:41:33 PM
Quote from: Aether on April 24, 2016, 07:35:10 PM
Nobody wants a fuck up like me. Might as well go live in a monastery.
what if the monks are gay?
Then they're gay. . .? Regardless of sexuality, they're not supposed to act on those types of urges.

Ah, but these are very liberated monks we're talking about.

Jono · April 24, 2016, 08:15:39 PM

I'm on pace to be a wizard so yeah

Mmmmm Napalm · April 24, 2016, 08:20:30 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 24, 2016, 08:15:39 PM

I'm on pace to be a wizard so yeah

Before long you and I will have claimed the title of Grand Sorcerer.

Then these peons, with their "lives" and "friends", will bow before us.

A Cheese Potato · April 24, 2016, 09:28:16 PM

ew gross

Korra · April 24, 2016, 09:32:31 PM

the smell of her cherry chapstick

aREALgod · April 25, 2016, 03:34:58 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 24, 2016, 07:51:56 PM

Probably have gotten more to do things than you have.

Who cares? Quality, not quantity, my friend. This is someone I like and who likes me, not just some quick hookup to get my rocks off.

aREALgod · April 25, 2016, 03:56:44 AM

Quote from: Ian on April 24, 2016, 06:30:00 PM

What's your secret fam?

Being a normie

gats · April 25, 2016, 04:01:33 AM

Hahaha, this thread is a joke right?

aREALgod · April 25, 2016, 04:03:24 AM

Quote from: gats on April 25, 2016, 04:01:33 AM

Hahaha, this thread is a joke right?

Why would it be? She kissed me and it was nice :^ )

A salt rifle · April 25, 2016, 04:30:17 AM

Quote from: Hargbeast on April 24, 2016, 07:53:00 PM

>dating 3D women

>wrong shade of green

CK97 · April 25, 2016, 09:14:59 AM

What's his name