I was lying on the couch bored out of my mind so I flexed my brain muscles in an attempt to quench my ever growing boredom.  I remembered that there was a brothel as few doors down, so I decided to pay the fine establishment a visit, no harm in that.

I slid into my jim jams and pulled on my puffy coat and went for a nice late night stroll to my destination. I noticed that there was a shady guy hanging around the area so I waited a little while outside the door, staring at my phone screen in an attempt to look busy. After what seemed like 3 hours, he fucked off somewhere so I seized my chance and entered the building.

I was in some kind of dimly lit porch with a heavy wooden door and a buzzer next to it. At this point the situation really kicked into my mind and I realized I'm walking into a fucking brothel.' But I said screw it why not, so I pressed the buzzer. Shortly after, the buzzer buzzed and the door was unlocked. I pushed it open, my heart thumping up and down my throat, and slowly willed myself to enter.

It looked like something out of a 1970s porno, with dark red wallpaper and weird vases placed on tables. I walked up the dark stairs and saw an old woman sitting by a desk, obviously the receptionist. She looked like the type of lady you'd see working as a dinner lady at a school. She said hello and told me to go take a seat over in the corner. I sat down on one of the comfy red leather chairs, beginning to feel a bit nervous. I'm not coming here for sex, I just walked in because I was bored and oh my god what is going to happen?

The door at the end of the hallway opens and in walks some tall, black woman wearing lingerie who smiles at me and says 'Hi, how are you?'

I just sat there blankly and responded with 'Yeah I'm alright like' and gave a weak smile.

She then left, another woman walked out, bit smaller and white. She again asked 'Hello, how are you?'

All I could manage was 'Yeh'

So that happened a few more times, until the old woman came up to me and asked me what I wanted. I asked her what she meant and she told me that it was £40 for oral sex, and £60 for intercourse. At this point I realized that I should probably leave before things get weird so I told her that I was there to see a friend. She said 'Well, they need to be here, you can't just send someone else to do it for them' and I just nodded and said 'Yeah I know' with some mouth movement that somewhat resembled a cheeky grin and got up and jogged away.

What's wrong with you man?

I'm asthmatic

Lol that's excellent.

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:43:35 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:42:40 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:41:49 PM

What's wrong with you man?

I'm asthmatic

So?

I am too.

You missed your chance!

You asked me what's wrong with me and I told you


WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

TO GO BACK TO THE BROTHEL AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!

It will make for a better story than any of Roman's.

crying

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:46:06 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:44:12 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:43:35 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:42:40 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:41:49 PM

What's wrong with you man?

I'm asthmatic

So?

I am too.

You missed your chance!

You asked me what's wrong with me and I told you


WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

TO GO BACK TO THE BROTHEL AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!

It will make for a better story than any of Roman's.

Nah I wasn't even looking for sex fam

Than why the fuck did you go to a brothel?

Brothel = legal prostitution.

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:47:13 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:46:06 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:44:12 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:43:35 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 26, 2016, 04:42:40 PM

Quote from: Pipsqueak on January 26, 2016, 04:41:49 PM

What's wrong with you man?

I'm asthmatic

So?

I am too.

You missed your chance!

You asked me what's wrong with me and I told you


WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

TO GO BACK TO THE BROTHEL AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!

It will make for a better story than any of Roman's.

Nah I wasn't even looking for sex fam

Than why the fuck did you go to a brothel?

Brothel = legal prostitution.

I know what it is. I went there because I was bored and wanted a look around lol.

They probably started working there the same time their furniture did.

The 1970's

Actually kind of impressed. So where the girls coming out for you to say "yeah I'll fuck that"?

Yep.

I've done the same thing lol, when I was younger, keep adventuring dude