Alright story time, gather round. I'm fucking terrified of fish. I'm being dead serious, fuck fish. They're all horrible and slimy and they have awful big eyes that just stare into your soul. How anyone can touch them or think they look nice is beyond me.

The actual details of the event that triggered this horrific fear aren't fully clear to me but the actual event is certain. I was a young wee lad and as all young wee lads do, I was misbehaving. This event took place in a local supermarket, I believe it was Tesco. Evidently my poor mother had had enough of my hijinks and decided to pick up a nearby item to chase me with. Unfortunately, it was a fish. My mother chased me around Tesco with a fucking dead fish. This single event traumatized me for life and since then I've had a horrible fear of fish. If there's one on the floor, I can't go near it. I hate the way they look, and I imagine they feel awful too because I've never touched one.

To add to this tale of woe, a few years ago one of my granddad's goldfish died. As most people do when they lose their fish, they flush it down the toilet. Unfortunately, he neglected to actually flush the toilet and so the fish remained in limbo, its lifeless orange corpse floating around in the bowlish confines of the toilet, an ever present gatekeeper for the next unexpecting pisser. Of course, the next person to use the bathroom was me, and unzipped my pants and let loose the yellow stream, blissfully unaware of the lovecraftian-like horror that lay just below me in the water. I looked down and I froze for a split second then bolted from the bathroom as fast as I could, shaking in fear from the horrific sight I had just witnessed.


Fuck fish, man. I can't stand them.

Quote from: Doctor Doom on May 21, 2017, 04:14:29 PM

Hey Boss

guess what

I CAN SEE YOU

I don't mind pictures so much. That's actually kinda cute but I wouldn't touch it in person.

That's exactly what I searched for, cute fish.

Part fish part girl
I don't fit your world

still impressed that eel didn't bite his fingers off

Quote from: Sadboi Sheldon on May 21, 2017, 04:40:19 PM

Part fish part girl
I don't fit your world

Reverse mermaid > mermaid

Mipha > all mermaids

Quote from: Doctor Doom on May 22, 2017, 03:06:16 PM

Quote from: Yang on May 22, 2017, 02:53:12 PM

Where did Namor's penis go?

It's right there, covering his right leg.

Fuck you guys preying on my fears and phobias like that. Can't believe you would sink so low, I thought Sep7agon was better than that. No humanity left.

Fuck you guys preying on my fears and phobias like that. Can't believe you would sink so low, I thought Sep7agon was better than that. No humanity left.

sink
Well we wouldn't want you to drown in your fears.

Swim without rhythm.

The Megalodon is out there somewhere

favorite animals, sharks are