I found the truth about Jive's penis.

Solonoid · May 28, 2015, 07:43:59 PM

And when they fail to split, it becomes "buff cancer"

Spoiler

So you see everybody, dut to the lack of need for buff guys to deliver a load into a woman, Jive has evolved to not need a large penis. In fact, it will help to have a small one if he ever decides to start steroids, because then he won't be losing anythign.

In essence, because they reproduce through mitosis instead of meiosis, it's kind of like Jive's entire body is his penis.
So even though his phallus may be tiny, Jive's genitals are indeed massive.

Sandtrap · May 28, 2015, 07:45:53 PM

Hmm. I'm at a loss here, frankly.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 07:48:19 PM

Well, fuck.

Kiwicake · May 28, 2015, 07:55:17 PM

Makes sense to me!

Luis · May 28, 2015, 08:17:19 PM

Casper · May 28, 2015, 08:19:26 PM

Does whey protein even work?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 28, 2015, 08:24:02 PM

i bet jive doesnt even do penis workouts

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 28, 2015, 08:25:53 PM

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Word Wizard · May 28, 2015, 08:41:26 PM

Quote from: Casper on May 28, 2015, 08:19:26 PM

Does whey protein even work?

It's not a magical substance.

Roam · May 28, 2015, 08:46:22 PM

is this what this site has cum to

threads about a user's penis size

i am karjala takaisin · May 28, 2015, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Sleeping Hollow on May 28, 2015, 08:46:22 PM

is this what this site has cum to

threads about a user's penis size

if you spell sep7agon backwards it spells penis

Korra · May 28, 2015, 11:07:36 PM

Holy Maker...