AMA I found God

Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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A Mormon was trying to get me to convert and I was schooling his ass in biblical knowledge, and eventually he went home flustered and crying.

I started wondering, why has the bible had significant enough impact on me to form such a wealth of knowledge?

When I was younger, I studied the bible, and read it daily, not for religious practice, but purely because of its riveting mythos.

The only conclusion I can come.to is that it was God who drew me in, trying to show me the truth, and my misfortune is a result of my misplaced faith.

From this day forth I am going to live for God, and hear his message that in this, my time of peril, I must cling to him, and let his guidance be a beacon to rescue me from these wastes.


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what the fuck are you talking about


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LOST AND INSECURE

YOU FOUND ME

YOU FOUND ME

LYING ON THE FLOOR


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what the fuck are you talking about
Accept God into your life the way I have and you will understand.


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Which one?


 
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HOW CAN YOU SUCK DICK NOOOOOOOW


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Which one?
The only one.

Our Lord and Father, the God of Abraham and Lord of David.


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HOW CAN YOU SUCK DICK NOOOOOOOW
Obviously I will no longer take part in such sin.

I am from this day forward heterosexual and cis.

That's a choice that I have made.


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*sips toilet*
So Judaism, Christianity, or  Islam?


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Obviously I will no longer take part in such sin.

I am from this day forward heterosexual and cis.

That's a choice that I have made.

More for me


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HOW CAN YOU SUCK DICK NOOOOOOOW
Obviously I will no longer take part in such sin.

I am from this day forward heterosexual and cis.

That's a choice that I have made.

More for me
you stay the fuck away from Zen i will FUCKING cut you


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I mean...

I don't care.
Degenerate.


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Obviously I will no longer take part in such sin.

I am from this day forward heterosexual and cis.

That's a choice that I have made.

More for me
you stay the fuck away from Zen i will FUCKING cut you

Never kill what you can't kill


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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So Judaism, Christianity, or  Islam?
Christianity.


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Which one?
The only one.

Our Lord and Father, the God of Abraham and Lord of David.
You're forgetting the thousands of others.


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Which one?
The only one.

Our Lord and Father, the God of Abraham and Lord of David.
You're forgetting the thousands of others.
Oh, like the fairy godmother from Cinderella?

There is only one god, all else is myth and make believe.


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LOST AND INSECURE

YOU FOUND ME

YOU FOUND ME

LYING ON THE FLOOR
WHERE WERE YOU?

WHERE WERE YOU?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Sometimes I wish I could believe there was a god

You can, because there is


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ITT

Ender goes crazy with likes


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Sometimes I wish I could believe there was a god


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Now tell me.
How much money for charity have you earned for your "swag"?
None
But us furries had raised a foundation, and have given plenty of charity for the homeless and children.

How many children have you cheer and made their day with your unimaginative self?
Nope
Children hates logic.
Fursuiters and Fursonas represent cartoonish figures and an imagination coming to life. And you know children love colorful bouncy animals.

We actually help people and make them happy.
Furries are entrepeneurs too, they live by selling their art, fursuits, custom fursona hoodies and other merch for other furries too
And furries are all over the world. There are millions of us so they will always be making money as long as we're still a furs.

And not accusing others for things they don't actually do.

Lastly
Why do you think that us furries literally love to -blam!- all living animal?
Now
If you are the animal and the animal as a human, will you have sex with every human being?
I guess your answer's a no
Either do us.

Is all furries sex hungry?
No!
Let me ask you;
Is Every otakus sex hungry?
Is every homosexuals sex hungry?
Every "swagger"?
Black people?
White people?
Asians?
Every animal?
Every female?
Male?
Every cartoon fans?
Every artist?
Every salesman?
Every human being?
Every (you name it)?

No, right?
Then why are you classifying us as a sex hungry, bestiality costume freaks?

How about otakus?
They wear obnoxious costumes too right? Just like us! And they're not sex hungry too!

Yes some of us furries are like those, so are you normal human beings!

You don't want to be classified as a sex hungry person..
Please, don't classify our kind as one too.


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does this stuff even work?
Have you read Romans 10:9 yet?


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uhhh...

- korrie
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In all seriousness, if any of our resident Christians have the time to have a discussion with me about theology, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'd like to hear your responses to some of my issues that I feel are preventing me from wholly adopting the ideology. PM me.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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Which one?
The only one.

Our Lord and Father, the God of Abraham and Lord of David.
Gabe Newell?