I feel like an asshole

R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
more |
XBL: Rocketman287
PSN:
Steam: Rocketman287
ID: Rocketman287
IP: Logged

22,970 posts
I neither fear, nor despise.
and to think......I thought i sucked at life.

u could never suck brah <3


Korra | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Avatar Korra
IP: Logged

19,117 posts
uhhh...

- korrie
CONCRETE RUBBLE CAN'T CRUSH MJOLNIR ARMOR

Is this supposed to be reminscent of the "jet fuel ca't melt steel beams" meme?
no its supposed to be reminiscent of NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

Well

I thought there might be some other meaning considering i didnt find it that funny

Sorry
kys


aREALgod | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: aTALLmidget
IP: Logged

5,169 posts
 
"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.

You're not selfish, just fucking stupid. Looks don't mean shit when you act like a fucking dumbass


Cadenza has moved on | Ascended Posting Riot
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Cadenza
IP: Logged

596 posts
 
I swear my memory of you from b.net was a completely different person; why not just change yourself again?


nosejob | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Mistanosejob
IP: Logged

2,037 posts
 
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.
BRUHHHH


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DietrichSix
IP: Logged

11,784 posts
Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Can we get a title change op?


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: BobaFettIsAlive
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RomanGladiator
IP: Logged

4,888 posts
 
Basically alone and miserable. Could have had a busty blonde that would have been willing to give blowjobs every time she came over. Now she's blocked me after I've tried to repair things. Basically first I said I wanted a potential relationship, then after I got what I wanted I said we don't have enough in common for one. Then she started dating someone else and I said I'm open to being in one and couldn't make up my mind, and well she never wants to talk to me again. I'm alone and will take anyone I can get, and I purposely sabotaged things with her so I could have more time for Halo 5, which I'm already bored of. Add this to the fact that I haven't seen my "best friend" since June 2014 and I'm desperate for anyone and wish this girl would take me back.


 
Ender
| Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: EnderWolf1013
IP: Logged

10,296 posts
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
Basically alone and miserable. Could have had a busty blonde that would have been willing to give blowjobs every time she came over. Now she's blocked me after I've tried to repair things. Basically first I said I wanted a potential relationship, then after I got what I wanted I said we don't have enough in common for one. Then she started dating someone else and I said I'm open to being in one and couldn't make up my mind, and well she never wants to talk to me again. I'm alone and will take anyone I can get, and I purposely sabotaged things with her so I could have more time for Halo 5, which I'm already bored of. Add this to the fact that I haven't seen my "best friend" since June 2014 and I'm desperate for anyone and wish this girl would take me back.

This is entirely your fault. I told you what would happen and it happened.


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: BobaFettIsAlive
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RomanGladiator
IP: Logged

4,888 posts
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.


 
Ender
| Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: EnderWolf1013
IP: Logged

10,296 posts
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
You don't even deserve it


 
DAS B00T x2
| Cultural Appropriator
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DAS B00T x2
IP: Logged

37,629 posts
This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Every time I feel sad about my social situation in life, I just read one of Roman's threads.


PSU | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: PSU
IP: Logged

6,089 posts
 
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: BobaFettIsAlive
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RomanGladiator
IP: Logged

4,888 posts
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
You don't even deserve it
Battlefront at least then?


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.

Don't give him any pity. He did this on purpose and it didn't work out the way he wanted.


 
Ender
| Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: EnderWolf1013
IP: Logged

10,296 posts
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
You don't even deserve it
Battlefront at least then?
well that games going to be shit so go ahead


 
Alternative Facts
| Mythic Forum Ninja
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: IcyWind
IP: Logged

9,381 posts
 
Let this thread die


PSU | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: PSU
IP: Logged

6,089 posts
 
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.

Don't give him any pity. He did this on purpose and it didn't work out the way he wanted.

Fuck that. He was acting like a G. Nothing wrong with that.

Roman is the fucking man.


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
Damn bro. This is my first time seeing the thread. Should have just stuck it out with her for a few months and see where it went. Doesn't matter if she doesn't have much in common with you, or dislikes your hobbies. Shit, my wife hates video games and sports. But its no big deal, on to the next one.

Don't give him any pity. He did this on purpose and it didn't work out the way he wanted.

Fuck that. He was acting like a G. Nothing wrong with that.

Roman is the fucking man.

Look, all I'm saying is that he had it coming. He can't complain.


BaconShelf | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: BaconShelf
PSN:
Steam: BaconShelf
ID: BaconShelf
IP: Logged

10,737 posts
 
>breaks up with a girl to play a game
>doesn't even like the game

That's karma, bruh


 
challengerX
| custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

41,942 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


 
gats
| alo
 
more |
XBL: goooots
PSN:
Steam: goootsby
ID: Gatsby
IP: Logged

19,290 posts
You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
haha this thread made me laugh again, thanks fam


Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: DTEDesty
IP: Logged

10,577 posts
 
So much wisdom for a moron. Also, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Assassin 11D7 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Assassin 11D7
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Assassin 11D7
IP: Logged

10,059 posts
"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
It won't.

I don't know why you still haven't realized your life is extremely empty and you keep trying to fill it with material things as if it will magically make you feel better.
This. I've met people who have tried to make themselves feel whole with drugs, alcohol, friends, money, sex, and so on. It doesn't work, at the best you get temporary happiness and build yourself up to fall again.


 
TB
| Hero of the Wild
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: TBlocks
IP: Logged

17,217 posts
#13
Good troll post there.


Jive Turkey | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Jive Turkey
IP: Logged

6,992 posts
 
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship


 
Jono
| Future Nostalgia
 
more |
XBL: HundredJono
PSN: HundredJono
Steam: hundredjono55
ID: Jono
IP: Logged

18,486 posts
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: BobaFettIsAlive
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RomanGladiator
IP: Logged

4,888 posts
 
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
>And didn't finish college. And had bad taste in music

>but still, missing those blowjobs


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
>And didn't finish college. And had bad taste in music

>but still, missing those blowjobs

You should try experimenting with guys, dude.


Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Jx493
PSN: Jx493
Steam: Jx493
ID: Solonoid
IP: Logged

13,455 posts
 
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
>And didn't finish college. And had bad taste in music

>but still, missing those blowjobs

You should try experimenting with guys, dude.
Yeah, I second this.