Stop posting.

Also it would kill off all the fatties

That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.

okay but can we still make beer?

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 11, 2018, 05:56:17 PM

okay but can we still make beer?

Why would you need beer when you can have the Food Bar™?

Does the  Food Bar™ make boring people fun?

Sick, unhealthy people is big business.

Pretty much this, there's more money to be made in treatments than cures

Quote from: Loaf on September 11, 2018, 01:00:03 PM

Quote from: rC on September 11, 2018, 12:28:34 PM

Also it would kill off all the fatties

That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.

I cant wait. Will you be my bf?

To be my boyfriend you need to be (1) not fat or crippled, not have destructive habits, have a good diet, and be decently attractive (2) have good taste in music, movies, and literature (3) you have to be a lefty meaning: (a) you need to feel that capitalism is failing, it's not sustainable for the environment, exploitative, and essentially leeching and pure greed at it's very core (b) the united states is responsible for horrible atrocities around the world and the United States is the real terrorist, fighting wars for profit and destablizing entire regions - and funding 73% of the world's dictatorships which use our weapons to kill people in Yemin, among other things (c) you must feel that transgender identity is valid and non-binary identity (d) while I will accept social democrats as partners, just know that I think we will never get rid of capitalism and switch to any sort of sustainable system as long as the inefficiency and waste of a market economy is still in effect (4) you must be accepting of all forms of sexual expression between consenting adults or autonomous sexual activity, as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting individuals or underage individuals (5) you must be sweet and kind to me and not be controlling and manipulative. Meaning, you need to accept when you disagree with me and not use that as collateral to destroy our relationship, unless I'm committing some sort of serious offense. That means, basically, don't be an SJW. (6) I think religion is fucking stupid and if you have some sort of metaphysical thing where you believe in the supernatural, it might be hard for us to get along because I think that's retarded. It's probably best if you didn't think that. (7) don't be racist.

If you can fit these criteria, and possible a few more I have not thought of yet, then perhaps you could be my boyfriend.

The perfect meal: vagina.

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2018, 05:33:38 PM

Quote from: rC on September 12, 2018, 05:06:55 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 11, 2018, 01:00:03 PM

Quote from: rC on September 11, 2018, 12:28:34 PM

Also it would kill off all the fatties

That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.

I cant wait. Will you be my bf?

To be my boyfriend you need to be (1) not fat or crippled, not have destructive habits, have a good diet, and be decently attractive (2) have good taste in music, movies, and literature (3) you have to be a lefty meaning: (a) you need to feel that capitalism is failing, it's not sustainable for the environment, exploitative, and essentially leeching and pure greed at it's very core (b) the united states is responsible for horrible atrocities around the world and the United States is the real terrorist, fighting wars for profit and destablizing entire regions - and funding 73% of the world's dictatorships which use our weapons to kill people in Yemin, among other things (c) you must feel that transgender identity is valid and non-binary identity (d) while I will accept social democrats as partners, just know that I think we will never get rid of capitalism and switch to any sort of sustainable system as long as the inefficiency and waste of a market economy is still in effect (4) you must be accepting of all forms of sexual expression between consenting adults or autonomous sexual activity, as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting individuals or underage individuals (5) you must be sweet and kind to me and not be controlling and manipulative. Meaning, you need to accept when you disagree with me and not use that as collateral to destroy our relationship, unless I'm committing some sort of serious offense. That means, basically, don't be an SJW. (6) I think religion is fucking stupid and if you have some sort of metaphysical thing where you believe in the supernatural, it might be hard for us to get along because I think that's retarded. It's probably best if you didn't think that. (7) don't be racist.

If you can fit these criteria, and possible a few more I have not thought of yet, then perhaps you could be my boyfriend.

were perfect for each other

Whoa, cool.