This is the best trumpet player in all of China. He is the #1 Trumpet player and all the orphans look up to him. When I was a young boy I would play the trumpet everyday because I wanted to be just like him. For years and years I played, and finally one day I got close to his level of skill. I love this song and have played it over 5000 times. My family has disowned me because of my love of this song. "You are hurting my ears please stop" they say, but I never did. I would keep playing the intro trumpet until my lips and ears bled. I became fluent in Chinese so that I could sing this song. I will pass this song down to my children as the anthem of my people. This is my power song. I have made an edit of the Rocky series that replaces "Gonna Fly Now" with this song. I have overdubbed every dramatic war movie this this song. I played this song at my grandfather's funeral. I blast this song as I drive through the bad parts of town, and it makes even the hardest gangsters drop their weapons and embrace each other in a gesture of peace.

I had a special trumpet constructed for the playing of this song. It was hewn of the melted ear bones of enemies that I have slain with my grating trumpet intro. The brass is folded over 1000 times.It has withstood the force of my breath blowing into it for weeks on end with the force of over 10000 suns. I have leveled nations with the force and power of this instrument and this song.

Xiao Mei Mei is the greatest display of musical beauty that has graced the earth in the entirety of Humanity's history. The mastery displayed by the original artist is unparalleled. I have created a new form of musical studied centered around this masterpiece. There is a religion, headed by me, devoted to this song and the worship of its creator.

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Someone doesn't use the septagon forum.

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Ended his whole pineapple