My father was a drinker and a fiend. One night he went a little bit crazier than usual, so my mommy got the teapot to protect herself. Daddy didn't like that, not one bit, so with me watching he pours boiling hot tea all over her, laughing while he does it. Then he turns to me and he asks "Why so British?" He comes at me with the teapot. "Why so British?" He sticks the spot in my mouth and....

"Why so British?"




true story

that was dumb

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