I don't kill bugs there are too many for me to kill
So I just leave them be and they kill each other

Doesn't your race eat bugs?

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I don't like to kill bugs

I only kill of they annoyed the crap outta me

if not I usually try to ask someone to kill it for me... or I try to push it to the garage and even then I don't like doing that

lol a few weeks ago I saw a creepy crawly on my wall so I spent like 5 minutes contemplating on what I should use to take it out. I just used a cup and folder to take it out, i expect for that spider to some day save my life

Orbital nuke.

Its the only way to be sure.

Quote from: Korra Valentine on March 02, 2015, 12:34:41 AM

Orbital nuke.

Its the only way to be sure.

y u no Ion Cannon?

Its too expensive.

Quote from: Jono on March 02, 2015, 12:34:21 AM

Quote from: Alphy on March 02, 2015, 12:30:45 AM

I don't like to kill bugs

I only kill of they annoyed the crap outta me

if not I usually try to ask someone to kill it for me... or I try to push it to the garage and even then I don't like doing that

lol a few weeks ago I saw a creepy crawly on my wall so I spent like 5 minutes contemplating on what I should use to take it out. I just used a cup and folder to take it out, i expect for that spider to some day save my life

The only bugs I won't ever kill are bees. They're too important.

This one time I had a spider living on my window. He was a total bro. He caught some flies and took care of them for me.

I actually have not seen a bee In a while, now that I think about it ...

They're starting to come out. I already have a ton of them in one of my trees.

I think it would be a good time to mention that I am extremely frightened of bees.

If you're allergic to them then I understand.

I don't mind bugs too much, but fucking spiders are satan spawn that need to die.

i like spiders, i put them in on my penis

Hawt

Eat it...its the only way to be sure its dead