I can't stop burping, please halp.

Mr. Psychologist · September 01, 2015, 08:12:25 PM

Alright so this is a weird one but for the last 12 or so hours, maybe a bit longer I've been burping every minute like clockwork. It's kind of just... irritating.

Does anyone have any idea what might be causing this/and or how to stop it?
I'm gonna try some gaviscon shortly and that might do it, but bleh. halp pls.

DAS B00T x2 · September 01, 2015, 08:12:56 PM

That's actually a symptom of throat cancer. I'm sorry.

Я люблю наркотики · September 01, 2015, 08:15:04 PM

*Pats back*

Naru · September 01, 2015, 08:16:59 PM

thats what you get for sleeping before i got to play with you guys

Mr. Psychologist · September 01, 2015, 08:18:27 PM

Quote from: Naru on September 01, 2015, 08:16:59 PM

thats what you get for sleeping before i got to play with you guys

i sarry

I'm working tomorrow but thursday afternoon/evening I have off so we could plei then

Quote from: WOOKIE ON CRACK on September 01, 2015, 08:15:04 PM

*Pats back*

Thank you

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on September 01, 2015, 08:12:56 PM

That's actually a symptom of throat cancer. I'm sorry.

oh deer

N/A · September 01, 2015, 08:20:27 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · September 01, 2015, 08:31:32 PM

Quote from: Keksuit on September 01, 2015, 08:20:27 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 01, 2015, 08:12:25 PM
how to stop it?
kill yourself.

oh deer, well that would be a bit unhelpful you see because i'ma rathe r busy person

Assassin 11D7 · September 01, 2015, 08:37:05 PM

clog your esophagus with food until you achieve liftoff

Super Irish · September 01, 2015, 08:38:16 PM

Jump around a bit, should loosen the air that's slowly being released.

Also, wtf have you been eating? Coke and Mentos?

Nexus · September 01, 2015, 08:39:46 PM

Anal sex.

Aether · September 01, 2015, 08:47:00 PM

Welcome to my world, hombre. Fuckin' candidiasis bloats me like a blimp even though I look more like a pole.

ftr activated charcoal can really help with gas. Idk if they would have any marketed for that over there in bongland though.

Korra · September 01, 2015, 09:08:19 PM

Repair your voice circuits, poop bucket

Pastafarian · September 01, 2015, 09:47:19 PM

Uncontrollably burping every minute yep sounds like a minor tic=mild ocd=Low serotonin=depressed fgt

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 01, 2015, 09:50:15 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2015, 09:50:58 PM

slow down on the cum chugging

September 01, 2015, 09:50:58 PM

let someone throat fuck you

Ushan · September 01, 2015, 09:53:16 PM

Could be ovarian cancer.

cuneif · September 01, 2015, 09:56:42 PM

Drink water.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · September 01, 2015, 11:43:21 PM

burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

nosejob · September 01, 2015, 11:54:43 PM

Have someone scare you/jump behind you

Jono · September 02, 2015, 12:17:32 AM

Hey man it either comes out the attic or the basement

if you know what I mean

Luciana · September 02, 2015, 02:04:05 AM

I honestly read that as "cant stop fapping" at first

gats · September 02, 2015, 03:29:45 AM

yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot

velox · September 02, 2015, 03:36:46 AM

I, uh, don't know a cure for that.

But I'm not a doctor.

Mr. Psychologist · September 02, 2015, 07:10:51 AM

Quote from: guts on September 02, 2015, 03:29:45 AM

yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot

I sarry ;-;

If it's any consolation I was feeling rather unwell yesterday, but the battlefield calls <_<

Mr. Psychologist · September 02, 2015, 07:15:31 AM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on September 01, 2015, 08:47:00 PM

Welcome to my world, hombre. Fuckin' candidiasis bloats me like a blimp even though I look more like a pole.

ftr activated charcoal can really help with gas. Idk if they would have any marketed for that over there in bongland though.

Hmm, I've not seen any around before but it might be worth looking at <.<

Quote from: SuperIrish on September 01, 2015, 08:38:16 PM

Jump around a bit, should loosen the air that's slowly being released.

Also, wtf have you been eating? Coke and Mentos?

One would have thought so given the rate of burping <_<

It seems to have died down now that I've slept on it, so I'm guessing I just accidentally made a chemistry set in my stomach with something lol

Quote from: ねこ on September 01, 2015, 09:50:15 PM

The Omnisha is dispreased! You can easily fix this by playing some games with me.

Oho a shamefurl dispray
What platforms do you have?

Quote from: Pastafarian on September 01, 2015, 09:47:19 PM

Uncontrollably burping every minute yep sounds like a minor tic=mild ocd=Low serotonin=depressed fgt

Well given that I have been for pushing three years now, and this burping only started and ended yesterday I think it was another cause <.<

+++

Some of you live with your minds in the gutters <_<
Absolutely Haram.

gats · September 02, 2015, 07:17:04 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:10:51 AM

Quote from: guts on September 02, 2015, 03:29:45 AM
yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot
I sarry ;-;

If it's any consolation I was feeling rather unwell yesterday, but the battlefield calls <_<

it's okay fellow mojahed hope you're feeling better today

Mr. Psychologist · September 02, 2015, 07:18:00 AM

Quote from: guts on September 02, 2015, 07:17:04 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 02, 2015, 07:10:51 AM
Quote from: guts on September 02, 2015, 03:29:45 AM
yeah you did it on the mic you little faggot
I sarry ;-;

If it's any consolation I was feeling rather unwell yesterday, but the battlefield calls <_<
it's okay fellow mojahed hope you're feeling better today

Thank you brother, somewhat yes but I don't think work is going to make me feel even better now. Bleh. Tomorrow is gonna be a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

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Mat Cauthon · September 02, 2015, 07:50:00 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 02, 2015, 07:46:15 AM

This is a known symptom of shitbucket syndrome

Strange that he only gets it now...