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I never though it would come to this, but I do need some advice..

I've started working out a bit more around 2 weeks ago, I've got no time to give brojobs at the gym so I need a workout/diet  routine I can follow everyday to develop my upper body.

So far I've been doing sets of elevated pushups and chinups and half an hour sessions of boxing with my brother, I'm going to start running in a week and I've been eating more eggs and shit


Anything else I should be doing? And when will I start to see results?


 
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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.


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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.

I made my own own pullup bar out of a 2x4 I nailed to the wall, but its annoying to use and hurts my bitch hands

I'll put it on the list


 
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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
^^ this

If you have the budget for a power tower, you have the pullup, dip bar and the other side for core workouts. Highly recommend if you're willing to pay money for equipment. Although if you have a gym membership I'm sure they'll have at least one.

Almost all variations of pushups are godly as well


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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
^^ this

If you have the budget for a power tower, you have the pullup, dip bar and the other side for core workouts. Highly recommend if you're willing to pay money for equipment.

Yeah, I've got one of those I can attest to its usefulness. Spend half an hour on it each night (pullups, dips, pushups, core stuff) and it's great.

Once you can do 10 good-form pullups, add weight with resistance bands or a vest.


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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.

And hurts my bitch hands
I know that feel bruv



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Pullups are life. A cheap pullup/dip bar will go a long way.
^^ this

If you have the budget for a power tower, you have the pullup, dip bar and the other side for core workouts. Highly recommend if you're willing to pay money for equipment. Although if you have a gym membership I'm sure they'll have at least one.

Almost all variations of pushups are godly as well

Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?


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Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?

Check Craigslist, but I got a nice one from a sports store for $120. Ones with less padding will go for less.


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Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?

Check Craigslist, but I got a nice one from a sports store for $120. Ones with less padding will go for less.

Yea that's what I was going to do, I'm willing to spend 200. If this thing is as handy as you say. My dad owns a rowing machine as well, although I dont know if its worth my time


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Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton


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Holy shit, my grandpa has this.. The guy is a beast, he can still do pullups n shite at 80 years old, the thing is from the 80s though so its not that stable.. How cheap do they go for?

Check Craigslist, but I got a nice one from a sports store for $120. Ones with less padding will go for less.

Yea that's what I was going to do, I'm willing to spend 200. If this thing is as handy as you say. My dad owns a rowing machine as well, although I dont know if its worth my time
Rowing is an excellent cardio and upper-body workout


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Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton
only if it's milk straight from the holy dug


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Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton
only if it's milk straight from the holy dug



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Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton

High in fat and sugar, low in protein. I mix it into my protein shakes, but by itself it's not a particularly healthy drink.


 
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Hanging leg raises.
Upside down sit ups, once you can actually do these people give you mad looks
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Hanging leg raises.

Literally the best core exercise there is. I prefer the variant of toes/knees to the bar.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Hanging leg raises.

Literally the best core exercise there is. I prefer the variant of toes/knees to the bar.
i need to start adding weight so my core can progress further but im unsure, should i hold a dumbbell between my feet, weighted ball, kettlebell?? which would you say is most practical?


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My pull up bar was 20 bucks I think. Works fine


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Hanging leg raises.

Literally the best core exercise there is. I prefer the variant of toes/knees to the bar.
i need to start adding weight so my core can progress further but im unsure, should i hold a dumbbell between my feet, weighted ball, kettlebell?? which would you say is most practical?

I'd be concerned about dropping the weight and damaging the floor. Maybe you could use resistance bands by tucking one under each leg of the tower and then looping them over your ankles? When I do bodyweight exercises and want to increase difficulty, I just do them slower and pause in the middle. For pushups I do 4-4-4, so I take 4 seconds to get down, pause in the bottom (off the ground), then 4 seconds up. You could do the same thing with leg raises and it'll basically do the same thing as a weighted rep.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Hanging leg raises.

Literally the best core exercise there is. I prefer the variant of toes/knees to the bar.
i need to start adding weight so my core can progress further but im unsure, should i hold a dumbbell between my feet, weighted ball, kettlebell?? which would you say is most practical?

I'd be concerned about dropping the weight and damaging the floor. Maybe you could use resistance bands by tucking one under each leg of the tower and then looping them over your ankles? When I do bodyweight exercises and want to increase difficulty, I just do them slower and pause in the middle. For pushups I do 4-4-4, so I take 4 seconds to get down, pause in the bottom (off the ground), then 4 seconds up. You could do the same thing with leg raises and it'll basically do the same thing as a weighted rep.
thanks, i'll try that


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Oh, is milk good to drink? Because I drink a shit ton

Depends what your goals are and how your body reacts to it.  If you're lactose intolerant it can make you bloated. It has a lot of calories with low protein so it will waste calories that could be from something else.  I quit drinking it awhile ago personally. 


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Are you working out to look good, or are you working out to be powerful and have functional strength?


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