What are you working up to, bleach?  Spend the money on counseling instead man.

What would one recommend to in terms of a ladder or rung for moving on to some of the harder stuff?

a 6-foot aluminum or fiberglass A-frame stepladder should do about 95% of what you need, assuming you're a 1-story homeowner (i also recommend getting a step stool, as they are very handy)

you want ladders that aren’t too tall or heavy so they're easier to move through the house. werner is a good brand you can pick up at lowe’s or home depot

I had three bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade a few nights ago, which did....fuck all and I felt nothing.

if you're not a 140lbs female who chugged them in a half our, yeah

Three beer(equivalent items) aint nothing.

It's one thing to turn to alcohol without wanting to

But wanting to and asking for advice about how to get more fucked up is pathetic

Drink water

chill out verb

Alcoholism is pathetic.

here we go

mfw verb is about to shit up yet another perfectly good thread

You find your happy place yet, Seifuku?

As some of the others have said in seriousness or jest, why drink the pain away?

You know what fuckin' sucks dude? An alcoholic father who upon reaching critical levels of drunk reverts back to the same old shit that destroyed him forty years ago. He drinks to dodge it, but once he drinks enough it's like watching a fucking broken record spin. If you think you'll get anywhere going that way, may as well just take Verb's advice and get a step ladder. My addition to the step ladder is a noose. If you're considering drinking for shit like that, may as well save yourself the trouble and time.

But earnestly? Just talk about shit to somebody that can sympathize dude. Generally my box is open if you want. Or I'll just shoot.

What's up on your end that makes you ponder taking up the drink?

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