I broke my laptop screen

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:13:37 AM

Why? 'cause it had this pretentious presentation going on with one of its updates. Why in the world do you feel the need to have a few sentences stay unskippable for 30 seconds each? God damn this smug piece of shit. anyway I punched the screen two times with my knuckles lightly, but the second punch punctured the screen and now I have around 40% to work with. I think I've had this laptop since 9th grade

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM

This isn't my fault if anyone's wondering

Batch · April 07, 2018, 03:15:08 AM

What kind of manchild punches their things?

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:15:58 AM

Quote from: Batch on April 07, 2018, 03:15:08 AM

What kind of manchild punches their things?

What, you mean to tell me you never punched your ex?

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:16:18 AM

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Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:16:55 AM

3:27
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Я люблю наркотики · April 07, 2018, 03:17:46 AM

Punch me

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:27:55 AM

Quote from: WOOKIE ON CRACK on April 07, 2018, 03:17:46 AM

Punch me

2:00

Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:29:04 AM

I think radiation is seeping out of the laptop

My eye hurts because I scratched it

where the fuck do I throw away a laptop

bzkx · April 07, 2018, 04:29:41 AM

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Desty · April 07, 2018, 04:37:33 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 04:29:41 AM

you are a big stupid

no, you are

bzkx · April 07, 2018, 05:25:52 AM

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Desty · April 07, 2018, 06:14:29 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 05:25:52 AM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 04:29:41 AM
you are a big stupid
no, you are
I do not punch or own laptops

It had it coming. What else can I say but that you're big gay?

BaconShelf · April 07, 2018, 06:42:03 AM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 06:14:29 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 04:29:41 AM
you are a big stupid
no, you are
I do not punch or own laptops
It had it coming. What else can I say but that you're big gay?

UUUU

bzkx · April 07, 2018, 07:25:09 AM

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Desty · April 07, 2018, 10:06:02 AM

Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 07:25:09 AM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 05:25:52 AM
Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 04:37:33 AM
Quote from: bzkx on April 07, 2018, 04:29:41 AM
you are a big stupid
no, you are
I do not punch or own laptops
It had it coming. What else can I say but that you're big gay?

you are vagina boy

Big words from big gay

🂿 · April 07, 2018, 01:14:38 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM

I broke my laptop screen

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM

This isn't my fault if anyone's wondering

Desty · April 07, 2018, 01:36:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 07, 2018, 01:14:38 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM
I broke my laptop screen

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM
This isn't my fault if anyone's wondering

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

🂿 · April 07, 2018, 03:00:25 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 01:36:29 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 07, 2018, 01:14:38 PM
Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM
I broke my laptop screen

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:14:15 AM
This isn't my fault if anyone's wondering

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Hurr! Its not my fault! My fist did it! Ban all human hands! Hurr! Its not my fault that I ran over that person, the car did it! Ban cars! Hurr! its not my fault I shot someone, the gun did it! Ban all guns!

Spoiler

Its your fault. You broke it. You're a dumbfuck for breaking it, its your laptop that you broke so that isn't my problem, but god damn. Take responsibly for your actions. The fact that YOU broke it and you say it isn't your fault is pathetic.

🂿 · April 07, 2018, 03:04:08 PM

Also, how the fuck do you punch the screen two times with your knuckles lightly? That would imply that you went knock knock on the screen. Unless you clearly don't know your own strength, a punch is going to fuck it up.

You should also know that its a common rule of thumb that screens are usually fragile, so a knock can damage it.

Why did this even warrant a thread? Just accept that you broke it, buy another one and move on.

And if you're all like "Fuck you Deci I don't wanna buy a new laptop" then see if you can do this.

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Desty · April 07, 2018, 03:26:37 PM

I'm gonna get the armenians to pay for this

🂿 · April 07, 2018, 04:17:30 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 07, 2018, 03:26:37 PM

I'm gonna get the armenians to pay for this

I'll pay you in kebab.