I was just looking at my facebook likes, and although god doesn't exist, I was just thinking that if he did, he would look at my facebook and say that I deserve to be the leader of the free world. I've got marxist economists, progressive news blogs, chelsea manning, queer and marxist meme pages, tons of yaoi, philosophy shit, random funny memes, cool music and movies and books. Honestly, I am one of the top 1% of 1% when it comes to people who are cultured, well rounded, and deserving of the highest authority and praise.
I am one of the most righteous people in the world