I am more afraid of the ocean then I am of space and aliens

Big Boss · August 05, 2015, 05:38:46 AM

There's scary shit in water, yo. I've heard stories that people have stepped on or bumped into bloated corpses. THAT SHIT IS NASTY

Zizzy · August 05, 2015, 05:52:02 AM

Well there's a far greater chance that you've had/ will have experience with the ocean than those other two, so like... it's not that bold of a statement..

Super Irish · August 05, 2015, 06:33:53 AM

The ocean, only because it's more of a direct threat to me than space... for now.

I mean I'm more likely to die from drownimg, floods or being killed by whatever's in the deep than cosmic gamma rays, solar flares and black holes. That could change soon though depending on what the Sun does.

Mr. Psychologist · August 05, 2015, 07:29:36 AM

Well let me put it this way, if I had to swim across a river to escape a horde of zombies... I'd be chomping on brain matter within a few hours.

Fuck open water, fuck any water that isn't in a glass to drink. Fuck swimming pools, fuck rivers, fuck oceans and fuck the fucking things that live in them.

;______;

DAS B00T x2 · August 05, 2015, 07:43:01 AM

I like water. I like the ocean. I'm more scared of the pollution off the Jersey shore than any sharks or shit when I go fluke fishing.

Om that note, I'm more worried about an alien invasion that I am dying at sea.
Add in gamma ray bursts and asteroids and shit... black holes destroying the galaxy...
Fuck that noise.

BC · August 06, 2015, 12:10:19 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 05, 2015, 07:43:01 AM

I like water. I like the ocean. I'm more scared of the pollution off the Jersey shore than any sharks or shit when I go fluke fishing.

Om that note, I'm more worried about an alien invasion that I am dying at sea.
Add in gamma ray bursts and asteroids and shit... black holes destroying the galaxy...
Fuck that noise.

There's no sharks in space, so it's the best alternative

Girl of Mystery · August 06, 2015, 01:08:16 AM

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Water, but I think that's mostly form the fear of drowning since I can't swim.
when you mean cant swin do you mean like "if i was trapped in the middle of a lake i'd die" or do you mean "if I was trapped in the deep end of a pool i'd die"

i never really know but the latter just kind of baffles me, i mean isn't just the doggy paddle instinctive?
Both. Water is my weakness. I'm a Ground-type.

Are you Mexican by any chance?

The Lord Ruler · August 06, 2015, 01:20:39 AM

Man swimming in deep water is fun you people are bitches

aREALgod · August 06, 2015, 01:26:25 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 06, 2015, 01:20:39 AM

Man swimming in deep water is fun you people are bitches

KK can't wait to see the documentary about you on Discovery when the kraken eats you and you go missing

Kiwicake · August 06, 2015, 01:27:56 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 06, 2015, 01:20:39 AM

Man swimming in deep water is fun you people are bitches

Deep water in like a pool?

yeah i love that stuff

Deep water in a lake/ocean?

nope

The Lord Ruler · August 06, 2015, 01:33:50 AM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 06, 2015, 01:26:25 AM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 06, 2015, 01:20:39 AM
Man swimming in deep water is fun you people are bitches

KK can't wait to see the documentary about you on Discovery when the kraken eats you and you go missing

How can I go missing when you know the kraken ate me

BaconShelf · August 06, 2015, 04:06:04 AM

In space, you'd be conscious for about 15 seconds before going under. Ocean, bit longer until you go under.

There's no reason to be scared of aliens. It would take thousands of years to cros between star systems as there is no feasible reason why aliens swould invade; anything you find on earth you can find in space and not at the bottom of a gravity well.

big dog · August 06, 2015, 04:17:33 AM

There is a shitload of scary creatures in the deep ocean. I'll tangle with aliens before I mess with any of that shit.

DAS B00T x2 · August 06, 2015, 08:33:27 AM

Quote from: BC on August 06, 2015, 12:10:19 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 05, 2015, 07:43:01 AM
I like water. I like the ocean. I'm more scared of the pollution off the Jersey shore than any sharks or shit when I go fluke fishing.

Om that note, I'm more worried about an alien invasion that I am dying at sea.
Add in gamma ray bursts and asteroids and shit... black holes destroying the galaxy...
Fuck that noise.

There's no sharks in space, so it's the best alternative

I have assembled photographic evidence that shows otherwise.

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Now you can see that there are even those of a robotic or armored variety.

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CK97 · August 06, 2015, 08:41:53 AM

Ocean.

Jocephalopod · August 06, 2015, 09:23:47 AM

Dug fears no liquid

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I am more afraid of the ocean then I am of space and aliens