So I've made my 2 weeks notice for work

 
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The Rage....
It's a rough draft, suggestions?

To the fucking faggot who runs this goddamn store,

   I fucking hate you with my guts. You’re incompetent and a piece of shit who should better control your retarded managers that can’t fucking make a schedule. You’re gay, and you proved to be a shitlord. It’s been hell working shit hours for shit people under your shit supervision. I never got fucking trained in anything, and was expected to do half the shit on my own, which isn’t efficient you goddamn nigger. Holy fuck, you will not believe the things I fucking saw working here, while you’re over there driving a nice car and shit, I have to deal with retards the whole damn day.

I hope you fucking die.

Off yourself.

With my fucking regards,


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4 years and that's about the jist of it for me, took a few years to weed out the shitty managers. Learnt everything myself, so hard keeping a straight face, but hey how many drunk/high/bogan-as-fuck morons did you get which would potentially just the counter to attack you because they're frustrated over how their mind can't compute the meaning of a 'meal' and a singular fucking burger......oh boy

Memories, never again.....had to clean puke way too many times.

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4 years and that's about the jist of it for me, took a few years to weed out the shitty managers. Learnt everything myself, so hard keeping a straight face, but hey how many drunk/high/bogan-as-fuck morons did you get which would potentially just the counter to attack you because they're frustrated over how their mind can't compute the meaning of a 'meal' and a singular fucking burger......oh boy

Memories, never again.....had to clean puke way too many times.

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Happened to me the other day. They ordered a Quarter Pounder, I asked if they wanted a meal, no, and they went home and they came back and said they wanted a meal.


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2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.


 
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2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?


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4 years and that's about the jist of it for me, took a few years to weed out the shitty managers. Learnt everything myself, so hard keeping a straight face, but hey how many drunk/high/bogan-as-fuck morons did you get which would potentially just the counter to attack you because they're frustrated over how their mind can't compute the meaning of a 'meal' and a singular fucking burger......oh boy

Memories, never again.....had to clean puke way too many times.

*sips tea*
Happened to me the other day. They ordered a Quarter Pounder, I asked if they wanted a meal, no, and they went home and they came back and said they wanted a meal.


Honestly some of the most retarded customers in existence. Sadly, with experience, comes the task of doing everything yourself because the managers know your experienced.......while they go and do....other things.

Not to mention the natives in this town treat anyone with white skin like dirt...cause thats my fault, and hey I work at McDonalds why not throw abuse at them when I refuse to give them free things, because this ball of brown lard says I missed a burger, it's in the passengers seat, I can see it, I put it in there, I have OCD I check fucking thrice!

Then friday/saturday nights, if you haven't done those yet, oh the drunken bastards, hell any kid ranged between 13-18 will probably be an asshole because it's late at night, and you work at McDonalds, who doesn't love to be a cunt to those people eh?

Work for the money, but when you find something better, take it, there is no bigger relief is this shitty reality.

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2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.


 
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The Rage....
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.


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2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.
He was a Mexican.


 
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The Rage....
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.
He was a Mexican.
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Don't let the corrupt police put you down.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.
He was a Mexican.
What a twist!


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2 weeks notice?

Pfffft, my manager fired me 2 days into the 2 weeks I had left. On the bright side, I now work a better job, better pay too.
The job you were working as a sandwich maker? Why did you get fired?
I got a call from a place that I put in my resume a month ago.
I went there for an interview, the told me they'd call me back.
On the way back home, they call me, telling me I got the job.
I tell the main manager, that I'm going to put in my 2 weeks notice, mind you, I don't know when I start working at this point.
The next day, I do the orientation, I get a schedule, and see they're putting me too work in 2 days.
I tell my manager about it, he gets annoyed, and eventually tells me, if I want to leave in his good graces(so he won't talk shit about me when a future employer calls), I'm going to have to continue working for the 2 week period. He would work around for my schedule, so I could work at both place.
Next day I tell him the exact hours I work at my new job, since I told him the wrong times the day before.
He suddenly gets pissy, saying he doesn't want to deal with my drama(there was none) and despite the fact he was willing to work with my schedule the day before, he decided to fire me.
What a white man, don't let the white man put you down.
He was a Mexican.
What a twist!
Or as they would say, a Tortilla.

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So uhh, in the off chance you're being serious do you at least have a backup job?


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'm hoping you are transferring to a new job.
I recommend writing a 2 weeks notice like you did, I just left a note saying "2 weeks notice - [insert name here]"
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