I actually forgot what I ordered from Amazon. (unboxing thread)

No extra charge for sunday delivery... thanks, prime. Maybe you do have uses besides watching Man in the High Castle.
But no really, I forgot what's in this order, so it could be anything. It's fuckin light though, so it can't be a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Oh yueah, I forgot to post the box

trigger warning for

YouTube

>Never checks his order history

Bull shit you don't know, it's another fucking knife.

do an ariel already

>Never checks his order history

Bull shit you don't know, it's another fucking knife.

I could have done that, but why would I want to ruin the surprise?

do an ariel already

2scary4me

do an ariel already

2scary4me

>not wrist bumping helix ariels with your foot and catching the bite handle with your ear lobe

wow why even buy a real bali

do an ariel already

2scary4me

>not wrist bumping helix ariels with your foot and catching the bite handle with your ear lobe

wow why even buy a real bali

Aw man, I should have kept my ear gauged. I could like, have done latch tricks with it. 

So here's a box that's open

it's uh... another box in there.

do an ariel already

2scary4me

>not wrist bumping helix ariels with your foot and catching the bite handle with your ear lobe

wow why even buy a real bali

Aw man, I should have kept my ear gauged. I could like, have done latch tricks with it. 

So here's a box that's open

it's uh... another box in there.

it better be either a knife, or a BD dildo

Is it a goat?

Is it a loli?

So we've got that white box, a 3 foot 3.5 to 3.5 jumper that I just now remember that I wanted, and some old memo pop punk.

Now I can roll around the countryside with my windows down blasting their cover of Boys of Summer on repeat.

wtf i hate large boxes now

So we've got that white box, a 3 foot 3.5 to 3.5 jumper that I just now remember that I wanted, and some old memo pop punk.

Now I can roll around the countryside with my windows down blasting their cover of Boys of Summer on repeat.

I've literally been blasting the Ataris cover of Boys of Summer with my windows rolled down since I first got my license.

So we've got that white box, a 3 foot 3.5 to 3.5 jumper that I just now remember that I wanted, and some old memo pop punk.

Now I can roll around the countryside with my windows down blasting their cover of Boys of Summer on repeat.

I've literally been blasting the Ataris cover of Boys of Summer with my windows rolled down since I first got my license.

that video was cancer

I don't think psy is gonna let me uncensor this

Don't drink and prime, kids.

But on the plus side, it has TEN SPEEDS

wow is it g10

wow is it g10

nah fam, just micarta.

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