I've realized what a sick and twisted person I am tonight

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I've just never been happy my entire life.


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You're literally a man. Nothing bad or sinister about thinking that way. That's how we are programmed.

You think I want to shave, or a have a job, or a house, or responsibilities? Fuck no. But I wanted to be able to have sex with my wife whenever I want. And to do that, I need nice things and to be semi successful.

If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't push myself to better myself. It's a good thing.

Don't listen to the clowns on here who are saying you're a bad person. They're the weirdos here, not you



Roman if you take this person's advice clearly with this as his avatar, you seriously have a problem.

For real tho.

1. What's wrong with my avatar?
2. Why does my avatar matter?
3. What did I say that was bad advice?


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You're literally a man. Nothing bad or sinister about thinking that way. That's how we are programmed.

You think I want to shave, or a have a job, or a house, or responsibilities? Fuck no. But I wanted to be able to have sex with my wife whenever I want. And to do that, I need nice things and to be semi successful.

If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't push myself to better myself. It's a good thing.

Don't listen to the clowns on here who are saying you're a bad person. They're the weirdos here, not you



Roman if you take this person's advice clearly with this as his avatar, you seriously have a problem.

For real tho.

1. What's wrong with my avatar?
2. Why does my avatar matter?
3. What did I say that was bad advice?

1. Your avatar makes you look like a joke.
2. I just can't take the shit you say seriously with it. Nearly every post you make I'm laughing my ass off because of it.
3. Roman's behavior towards women is inexcusable, the advice you're giving him is to enable to keep what he's doing and be a womanizer, and that isn't right. He needs to respect and treat women like everyone else instead. The whole thing with sex shouldn't be his fucking priority.


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He clearly wants to be a teacher so he can fuck a 14 year old waifu


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He clearly wants to be a teacher so he can fuck a 14 year old waifu
Nah, you're mixing me up with Roman. Roman wants the 40 year old overweight female teachers.
Paul is that you?


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You're literally a man. Nothing bad or sinister about thinking that way. That's how we are programmed.

You think I want to shave, or a have a job, or a house, or responsibilities? Fuck no. But I wanted to be able to have sex with my wife whenever I want. And to do that, I need nice things and to be semi successful.

If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't push myself to better myself. It's a good thing.

Don't listen to the clowns on here who are saying you're a bad person. They're the weirdos here, not you



Roman if you take this person's advice clearly with this as his avatar, you seriously have a problem.

For real tho.

1. What's wrong with my avatar?
2. Why does my avatar matter?
3. What did I say that was bad advice?

1. Your avatar makes you look like a joke.
2. I just can't take the shit you say seriously with it. Nearly every post you make I'm laughing my ass off because of it.
3. Roman's behavior towards women is inexcusable, the advice you're giving him is to enable to keep what he's doing and be a womanizer, and that isn't right. He needs to respect and treat women like everyone else instead. The whole thing with sex shouldn't be his fucking priority.

So basically you're immature and you can't handle a simple picture.

He's in his young 20's. There's nothing wrong with wanting sex. It's literally what 90% of men think about 24/7.

He's not a "womanizer". The dude wants a relationship and wants to be happy. He wants healthy sex with a girlfriend, nothing womanizing about that.


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Also for going to these lengths why do you always scrape the bottom of the barrel, at least try and find some good ass.


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Deci tbh you should be the Last person giving any advice in any thread involving women ever.


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Going to do a social experiment Saturday night. Going to a bar and see if any women approach me.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I chose to work at Target solely to get in bed with this overnight stocker girl.


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Ok so I've never been to a bar. And I've also never had to buy condoms. I'm going to be turning 24 next month, I want to man up and have some fun while I'm still young. I need pointers from guys who have done the bar scene.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Ok so I've never been to a bar. And I've also never had to buy condoms. I'm going to be turning 24 next month, I want to man up and have some fun while I'm still young. I need pointers from guys who have done the bar scene.
Walk in completely naked and ask the head biker for his clothes, boots, and motorcycle.


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Ok so I've never been to a bar. And I've also never had to buy condoms. I'm going to be turning 24 next month, I want to man up and have some fun while I'm still young. I need pointers from guys who have done the bar scene.
Walk in completely naked and ask the head biker for his clothes, boots, and motorcycle.
Ok, but do I bring my droids with me or do they have to wait outside?


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Going to do a social experiment Saturday night. Going to a bar and see if any women approach me.

I'll save you some time, they aren't going to approach you.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Ok so I've never been to a bar. And I've also never had to buy condoms. I'm going to be turning 24 next month, I want to man up and have some fun while I'm still young. I need pointers from guys who have done the bar scene.
Walk in completely naked and ask the head biker for his clothes, boots, and motorcycle.
Ok, but do I bring my droids with me or do they have to wait outside?
Wrong movie fuckboy


 
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The Rage....
Jesus fuck Roman. Like I can't feel bad for you but shit.


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Going to do a social experiment Saturday night. Going to a bar and see if any women approach me.

I'll save you some time, they aren't going to approach you.
I've had gay men say I'm attractive, and they have good taste.


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Going to do a social experiment Saturday night. Going to a bar and see if any women approach me.

I'll save you some time, they aren't going to approach you.
I've had gay men say I'm attractive, and they have good taste.

then go fuck them


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Going to do a social experiment Saturday night. Going to a bar and see if any women approach me.

I'll save you some time, they aren't going to approach you.
I've had gay men say I'm attractive, and they have good taste.

That's great, I get hit on by dudes all the time. Women have been taught their whole lives that a man is supposed to initiate, and seldom do they go against this advice.


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Now the other girl from last night I fuckeduo with, shouldn't have texted her this morning


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I wouldn't call being obsessed with sex sick or twisted. You've just put pussy on a pedestal, and you've become pathetic attempting to get it.


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Pretty sure that's why every single one of those girls stopped talking to you, especially if you seem anywhere near as desperate in real life as you do on here.  It's probably pretty obvious how fixated you are around shallowly fucking them to validate yourself: I doubt they're flattered.

Maybe you should take some time to develop a sense of priority: someone who's in control of their own life is a lot more attractive.  Maybe looking for something with actual depth will make you look less like a douche.