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As some of you know, I am a 48 year old man. As a 48 year old man, heart burn comes much more easily, especially when I eat certain types of foods. Well today I done fucked up. I was eating pizza, didn't have any water, so out of desperation I got some orange juice and drank that with the pizza instead. Now you may not know why that is such a bad thing. Let me tell you. Orange juice and pizza are two very potent causes of heart burn for me. Now when you put them together I might as well have chugged gasoline. The heartburn hasn't started yet. It likely won't start until after I fall asleep. It is then when I will probably wake up to myself puking up acids. That shit's crazy. The pizza was good, but I didn't get to finish it because I took like 10 seconds to let my puppy out and in that period of time, a fucking cat jumped on the table and started licking my pizza so I had to throw it out.

 
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ayy lmao
Wait, you molested a young girl? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 
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Your love gets me so high
Eat some Tums

 
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Quote from: / on December 27, 2014, 08:27:28 PM
I have acid reflux. I feel your pain
lol more like semen reflux amirite

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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>cat licks pizza
>Throws pizza out
I thought you were American? I'm disgusted.

 
 
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I want pizza now.

 
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My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?

 
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 08:38:48 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid

 
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Quote from: Officer Big Dick Dave on December 27, 2014, 08:27:37 PM
Eat some Tums
There is a point where not even tums do much. That, and I hate the iron after taste. It keeps me up. For me heartburn usually comes in the middle of the night.

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on December 27, 2014, 08:30:36 PM
>cat licks pizza
>Throws pizza out
I thought you were American? I'm disgusted.
Cats have filthy mouths. It was covered in cat saliva. It wouldn't have tasted the same anyway.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on December 27, 2014, 08:30:36 PM
>cat licks pizza
>Throws pizza out
I thought you were American? I'm disgusted.
Cats have filthy mouths. It was covered in cat saliva. It wouldn't have tasted the same anyway.
it's mostly like sandpaper, it's not a dog, it doesn't leave much behind. Just wash it off.

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

 
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 08:49:18 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:42:07 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 08:49:18 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?
My sister wouldn't rape me.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 09:03:20 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:51:50 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?
My sister wouldn't rape me.
That's what everyone says.

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister

 
 
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Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 09:55:22 PM
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Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.

Oh can't you?

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 09:55:22 PM
Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.
But doesn't the thought appeal to your kokoro? Doesn't it go "doki doki"?

 
 
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Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
you've been raped?
well then.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 09:55:22 PM
Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
I'd say hot, but then I'd be in support of yuri siscon otaku antics, and I can't be doing that.
But doesn't the thought appeal to your kokoro? Doesn't it go "doki doki"?
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>cat licks pizza
>Throws pizza out
I thought you were American? I'm disgusted.
Cats have filthy mouths. It was covered in cat saliva. It wouldn't have tasted the same anyway.
it's mostly like sandpaper, it's not a dog, it doesn't leave much behind. Just wash it off.
If you think that one can simply "wash" pizza, you must have never eaten it before.

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 27, 2014, 09:57:57 PM
Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
you've been raped?
well then.
Rape is an over-exaggeration, but my siblings and I are probably a little overtly touchy. Oh well, nothing I can do about it at this point.

 
 
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Quote from: D4C on December 27, 2014, 09:54:12 PM
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
you've been raped?
well then.
Rape is an over-exaggeration, but my siblings and I are probably a little overtly touchy. Oh well, nothing I can do about it at this point.
.. I see

 
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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
This thread went from heartburn, to washing pizza, to rape, and then to incest. What the hell people?

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