I love procrastination.
500 word essay? Lol, that's easy as fuck. Every week one of my professors had us write a 500 word essay on the chapter/topic we were covering. And at the end of my 40 hour internship, I had to write like a 5,000 word essay which I did in a single day.The trick is to be very vague and include lots and lots of fillers which stay on point of the topic but you're just bullshitting it at the same time