I'm starving to death

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I hate you, I really, really do
I can't go downstairs to get food because my ENTIRE extended family decided to fucking visit the place. Haven't eaten any solids in over 27 hours. They are showing no signs of leaving.

Time to break out the 'back-up bottles' to sustain myself. I never thought it would come to this.

 
 
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Eat your belt

 
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I hate you, I really, really do
But I'm using that to hold my short-shorts in place

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Have you tried climbing out your window and hoofing it to the nearest shitty fast food joint?

 
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Quote from: DASHALLAH on December 12, 2015, 08:27:51 AM
Have you tried climbing out your window and hoofing it to the nearest shitty fast food joint?

Haven't left the house in 8 months, that's too extreme for me

 
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photosynthesize through the window?

 
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Good, don't pussy out

 
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What's stopping you?

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
mmm theres a big chunk of meat downstairs

 
 
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Rockets on my X
Looks like you'd better knuckle up and go bear gryllis.