I'm speed dating in half an hour. I need pick up lines

The Hån · February 09, 2016, 05:18:58 PM

Halp.

Coomer · February 09, 2016, 05:20:06 PM

So uh
Do you like pizza time?

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 05:23:37 PM

Trek or Wars.

gats · February 09, 2016, 05:26:29 PM

tell her you'll leave her arse looking like syria

Winy · February 09, 2016, 05:27:26 PM

Are you a stegosaurus? Because I want to dig up your bones.

Batch · February 09, 2016, 05:31:51 PM

"So we have 5 minutes? That's all I need, BEND OVER"

Naru · February 09, 2016, 05:38:03 PM

ever wonder what happens in Orion's belt?

The Hån · February 09, 2016, 05:43:00 PM

Quote from: gooots'd on February 09, 2016, 05:26:29 PM

tell her you'll leave her arse looking like syria

Insta-pucci

Dopameme · February 09, 2016, 05:44:09 PM

hey babe, are you a doctor?
"no...why?"

Spoiler

because you just cured my erectile dysfunction

i've used this line on tinder hookups before and it has never failed me

Septy · February 09, 2016, 05:58:51 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 09, 2016, 05:44:09 PM

hey babe, are you a doctor?
"no...why?"
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction

i've used this line on tinder hookups before and it has never failed me

I just used it and now I'm banned from tinder